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@ointmental.bsky.social

'Cartoon, Camera, Caffeine' freak with an awesome hental mealth. I may be older, but I am certainly not wiser. Don't believe a word I say unless you want to 😾

4,521 Followers  |  15,482 Following  |  2,334 Posts  |  Joined: 26.05.2024  |  1.7018

Latest posts by ointmental.bsky.social on Bluesky

99% of gamblers quit right before they win big

05.10.2025 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly one of the biggest culprits of sexual harassment played for laughs is Gina from brooklyn 99. Constantly harassing Terry but its never seen as more than harmless fun

05.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do think two introverts can make an amazing couple, actually

03.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I still remember when twitter was supposedly for β€œthinkers”, ideas and more. Nowadays it’s just nopor, hate speech, racism, BOTS, and fake news.

03.10.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My reach on other platforms is basically nonexistent

03.10.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes me proud to be one of the first people he banned…

03.10.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BlueSky is the most liberal echo chamber in the history of anything and you’re even seeing it here.

03.10.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Musk basically welcomed back with open arms all the racist, bigoted, xenophobic, conspiracy theorist, fake Christian, maga moron, rapist sympathisers back onto the X platform.

03.10.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deleting your X account frees up the username, and I have no interest in handing that off to an impersonator.

03.10.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well, if this site ends up like X, I’m going back to communicating with people via carrier pigeons

02.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 4

My superhero friends never let me be the head of our giant robot because I refuse to stop kissing airplanes.

02.07.2023 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever gets the most birds inside their house by the end of the day is the winner. Three two one go

01.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Retail therapy is great and all, but buying concert tickets is where it's at

02.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know I’m way behind on my stalking

01.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HER: I’m a genealogist.

ME: that’s crazy, I just finished watching Aladdin.

01.10.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 300    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Cats in Texas say meowdy

02.10.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

*falling into a burning ring of fire* I'm gonna write a song about this shit

29.09.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 222    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

People don't believe me when I tell them I'm good in bed but more importantly they also say "why would you tell me that? I don't know you and I didn't ask"

30.09.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Poisoned candy apples fresh from the cauldron ready to pick up now. Grab em while they're hot!

02.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am as God made me. You see my dilemma.

30.09.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Self loathing doesn’t accomplish much but it passes the time

03.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I would have divorced Nicole Kidman immediately for that gross baby talk.

01.10.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

*creators of the alphabet, exhausted, and near the end*

Whatever, let’s just call this letter…double u.

08.03.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my disabled self can’t help but think how FAST I would sign up for a synthetic body like in alien:earth.

03.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I watch true crime stories and take notes.

02.10.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

You say "odd" while I'm striving for bat shit crazy.

02.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hokey Pokey is not a metaphor. It is real. Start shaking.

02.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm just a girl, hoping this inflatable halloween pompompurin has a butthole

01.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

*slaps the box of donuts off the counter and hisses

02.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

If you feel the need to reply to my posts, just DM me. So I can block you. Maybe.

02.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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