Ointmental

sounds good , but...

never

People who describe themselves as crazy, psycho, random, mental or different are usually very normal and boring.

In my worst mental state I told everyone I was fine and never used social media or talked to anyone I loved.

Gen Z is going to have one of the biggest collective identity crisis/mid life crisis in history due to social media.

Sometimes a stranger scolding can be more effective than a parent scolding.

My toes once caught a gigantic hair ball in the lazy river. That was the last time I ever went to a water park.

There 7 billion people on this planet. Nothing you do will be received well by everyone. That’s just how it is

Diets fail because people don’t stick to them in a nation saturated with unhealthy foods.

When have humans ever been able to "live to live", unless they were among the idle rich.

Culture and trends are a revolving door. I was put down for being an emo nerdy kid like 12-15yrs ago in middle school, now its all the rage

During heated moments , I think largely people say the most negative and currently-painful aspect of their feelings, which is often no way representative of the total picture.

I love the smell of laundry detergent and scent beads and fabric refresher sprays yuuumm

I am willing to lose an inch in my penis just not go bald.

Being a male teacher is a career on thin ice, one false accusation and you're thrown to the wolves.

People don't choose to lose their hair, but they can choose to maintain a beard or facial hair that's groomed and well maintained.

I think growing up a few miles from the world's first commercial nuclear plant during the Cold War is responsible for at least some of my anxiety.

Elon is not biological he was sent by the machines to fool us into building their mars base for them.

The story of the hare and the tortoise is obviously referring to the eventual rise of reptiles over mammals as the dominant life form on earth.

A cute tri color border collie gives me puppy eyes

This dog has already had one treat and thinks that sticking her nose into my thigh while I’m writing will make another one magically appear as if I’m a Pez dispenser

It's hard being a sex symbol sometimes.

I forget how much people love burritos.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

I have zero desire to manage a house sale. My time is valuable.

If Russia leaks footage of women peeing on Trump, the US Surgeon General will be on Fox News 10 minutes later touting the medical benefits of golden showers.

I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we’re being summoned by our king

Stern got canceled

Dude is 71

He knows shit about Trump

Im watching him ;/ I hope he spills it all

Robot girl whose owner can literally force her to get hard at the push of a button

I'm missing a very specific part of my brain that handles whether I took a pill or not

I bought some Virginia Slims for my great aunt (84 & smokes inside!). They were $14 a pack! Remember when people would offer you a dollar for a cigarette? That’s gotta be higher now.

i despise every single person who claims reselling and upcharging clothes is a job.