Richard Zencker

There’s no amount of Ozempic that will make this bitch pretty

Few today seem to remember that Leslie Nielsen spent decades in hard-boiled tough-guy roles, enhancing the satire. And now he’s remembered for comedic roles!

I believe the married ones should be prosecuted as well.

None of the “projects” will ever be built; they are all bribery/extortion money laundering schemes.

Should be a cinch to impeach, one would think.

Sorry, can’t hear you, still deaf from all the screaming.

I’m curious… have ”sanctions” ever had the desired effect? Other than making the general population suffer, that is.

So what? Trump’s been blaming others for his own crimes for decades.

A 14-year-old girl described being zip-tied during Idaho raid, sparking fresh questions about ICE tactics A 14-year-old girl said she was "crying" and "struggling to breathe" when law enforcement officers herded her onto a racetrack with other detainees and zip-tied her hands.

More scenes from the Holocaust. How your state voted isn’t the point; the cruelty is.

If you go through a lot of tunnels, I guess…

There is no Constitutional right to board a train.

Whatever numbers were produced for January will later be revised downward.

Bloodletting is an effective therapy for many conditions; I used to require it weekly at one point. However, we no longer use leeches.

I feel this is purely to enrich the pharmaceutical industry. Vaccines and effective treatments are one-shot only, but ineffective treatments get used/purchased forever, and this is an effort to get them covered by Medicare. Everything this administration does is designed to drain the Treasury.

Plenty of things with the Trump name on them have closed. But none have ever reopened.

How is it they didn’t foresee this?

I found a recording made in 1963 of my sister imitating him (I love ya, ha-cha-chacha) and now use it as her ringtone.

They’re still there as “tagged photos!” I don’t think it’s a complicated hack if you can just upload an image and “tag” that page. But I’m not sure.

I once spent an afternoon in a bar with Dean and didn’t know who he was.

“Trump-aligned group” means money launderer.

Looks pretty good.

Does anyone have any idea what the “tariff revenue” actually is?

What’s it covered with? Bread crumbs?

I like to make them bone-in, skin on. I stick all the seasonings under the skin.

We’re the hottest country, so hot you can’t hold our Treasuries without getting burnt.

Not as good as I hoped, but at least a new streak begins.
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If she receives clemency she loses Fifth Amendment protections for the events that led to the charges, no?

I am pretty sure Vlad Duthiers was getting ready to talk about Green Day this morning when he got the hook from Bari Weiss.

Remember that Kurt Vonnegut subtitled “Slaughterhouse-Five” as “The Children's Crusade: A Duty-Dance with Death.”

lol my next-to-last guess was “mewed”

“ripped” by whom?