Vandy

Potato Totricia: victim of Alex’s bullshit

Watching Ep 6 of #LoveIsBlind - when the sentence “I like certain things in my woman” came out of Alex’s mouth, I automatically yelled “EW!” out loud and startled my sleeping cat.

I love her energy. And I just knowwww the sides of those sandals got a lil melted from all the casual strolling back and forth by those flames.

GRWM (get rabies with me)

UUUUUUGH my work laptop is forcing me to update it to Tahoe and now I’m going to have the ugly ass dumb ass liquid glass visuals assaulting my eyeballs.

"You can't say bitch on a unicorn." Important life lessons #criticalrolespoilers

Screenshot of a Survivor 50 draft team consisting of Q, Mike White, and Financial Analyst Emily Flippen

#Survivor50 draft complete, and I am proud to have assembled an elite squad of messy bitches.

Ordered groceries and my shopper was just assigned - it’s a man with a 91% rating. I’m doomed.

Always tinkin, that one.

Eric Nam eating grass in a trench coat

Handwriting expert and advanced laughter detective #TheTraitors

#TheTraitors: a TV show where you can watch Stephen Colletti from Laguna Beach direct a photo shoot in which a Real Housewife pretends to milk an Olympic figure skater while a K Pop star eats grass in the background.

Omg, the prospect of Traitors “jury house” segments…imagine the possibilities

Not Catherine!!!!

SO much easier than insertion!

A friend I hadn’t talked to in years texted me today and asked to get on a phone call, and at first I was like “shit, she joined an MLM”

But then it turned out she actually wanted help organizing an ICE Protest and we love that!

Do we think that maybe the faithfuls are acting dumb because they don’t have enough salmon at breakfast and the lack of omega 3 fatty acids is impacting their brain function?

That’s probably it.

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

So relatable! I agree with what everyone is saying here about keeping busy and making lists.

Journaling about your stress can also help, especially if you finding yourself ruminating and running scenarios in your head a lot. Getting those thoughts out somewhere can be really useful!

We all know this man is terrible so I don’t need to restate that.

But Rob correcting “commiserate” was excellent. It was really bothering me too.

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

It’s so hard! (Rob voice: so fucking hard)

And I can’t even be as mad as I’d like to be about a drag queen being an early boot AGAIN, because there was such a glaring reason for the traitors to target Monet after that. But I’m SAD!

Candiace is killing it, though. You’re right.

I really need my favorite Faithfuls to stop having excellent and correct reads on the game, and then deciding to share those reads with Candiace.

RIP Monet.

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

How long do you have to collect the bones? How many rotisserie chickens do you think you could eat in that period of time?

KINGGGGGGGG

Is this Misty from Yellowjackets?! Spectacular.

Ian and Rob the first two murdered…. #TheTraitorsUS

Most of these are tame or non-answers, and then Rob Rausch comes in hot, saying he built an explosive and blew up his brother when he was 12?!

I did not see his season of Love Island, but I may have to stan if he’s going to be this chaotic.

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

“Human chemistry” but the chemicals are just cortisol and epinephrine

a man with a beard is holding an inflatable duck in his hands while standing in front of a pink chair . Alt: a man with a beard is holding an inflatable duck in his hands while standing in front of a pink chair .

Just got an email to be a playtester for my favorite video game series of all time and my little gamer heart is so full!

Devil Wears Prada “Chanel boots” meme adapted for anyone who is spending their Saturday happily consuming an intense amount of Survivor 49 content as Sage has been posting about the extent of pregaming on her season

#Survivor #Survivor49

Dude, you can never make me hate Sage. As a fellow neurodivergent woman with a constant need to over explain myself, and an inability to be concise, I am loving everything happening on Sage’s IG right now.

Holy shit, she’s me if I could ever get over my people pleasing.

A USPS mailbox in New York City

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later

Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

YouTube video by Brice Izyah The Official Unofficial Pit Stop Reunion: The Amazing Race 38

For anyone curious, it was the #purplepantspodcast and the full episode is here. Bug eating around 54:30
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