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"There is no content too niche, no reference too obscure, no logical progression of joke too stupid and absurd." - Louis Theroux

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they can if you're not a coward

16.06.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome back, Grigori Rasputin!

30.03.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It does because it's not about Elon of Trump. The government is weaponized, sure, but 60-year-old tax fraud coomers aren't the 'inner party' members who get to wield it.

30.03.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, to go back to my previous example, to show how esoteric this gets:

- Uperclassmen with their collars closed = good, upstanding citizens
- Upperclassmen with their collars open = literal predators

It's REALLY weird.

16.02.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[...] Senior uniforms, to signal that they're rapists.

Are you sure this isn't that, where they ARE bad people and it's being signaled in ways that aren't obvious to any American who isn't neck-deep in the weeb pool?

16.02.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Japan has a lot of what I can only describe as "shorthand" for awful people, sometimes to an absurd degree that I think even most informed American don't realise (good ol' Japanese avoidance, I guess). For example: "Upperclassman" is a euphemism for rapist, to the point they'll draw adults in [...]

16.02.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you speak Japanese, or are you reading them translated? I ask because a *lot* of the time the jokes don't work in English at all; Japanese manhwas tend to tell jokes that would be localized if this were an anime, but can't be because here they're the entire thing.

16.02.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Logo from "The Hunt for Red October" Blueray release, using the same font as the original video's thumbnail.

Logo from "The Hunt for Red October" Blueray release, using the same font as the original video's thumbnail.

Great vid, but why is that using the font from The Hunt for Red October?

11.01.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

As I've said, that headline is correct, just not in the way it thinks it is. It's "not so simple", sure. But the thing that's so complex about it is that he's actually a fascist.

11.01.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The facts don't care about your feelings, in the sense that there are no facts there *to* care.

11.01.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 04.01.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A windows error popup, with the header "Catastrophic Error". The error text reads "You must stop this action immediately", and the only button is "OK".

A windows error popup, with the header "Catastrophic Error". The error text reads "You must stop this action immediately", and the only button is "OK".

I think this error message I got would make a very good reaction image.

04.01.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christmas is as relevant to the plot of Die Hard as it is to the plot of Home Alone. Are you ready to see this through and argue Home Alone isn't a Christmas movie?

24.12.2024 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You never get all three at once.

24.12.2024 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In total fairness, Metal Gear is something that's more interesting to learn about than it is to play. And I say this as a Metal Gear fan.

24.12.2024 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To put it more simply, this is the equivalent of getting upset with your grocery store because Pop Tarts have less frosting now. Instead of Kellogg's, for making them that way.

24.12.2024 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Steam is a storefront, the only games they controls the distribution rights of are the 32 Valve-made and 4 Valve-published ones. Unless the storefront sells exclusively those games, they must abide by the decisions of those who do own the rights.

24.12.2024 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Luigi is wearing the dorkiest outfit known to man and still serving like a five-star restaurant

23.12.2024 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The point isn't that he's dangerous, it's that *they* are.

It's a threat, intimidation plain and simple. "Look at all these cops with guns. If you do what he did, they're gonna stop you."

23.12.2024 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is called "realism in gaming". It is a known scientific fact that the only reason animals aren't mean to us is they cannot talk.

23.12.2024 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always said, "Capitalism is dictatorship with a PR department."

23.12.2024 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...and you can't log onto Steam to go into offline mode.

23.12.2024 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a feeling it was a joke, but, yanno, internet - there are absolutely people who would send me a google doc of every game they own and ask me to personally check every one.

Anyway - you can! I recommend people do this with any game that allows it, at the very least for when the internet is out

23.12.2024 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love it. This is exactly the kind of bullshit Kingdom Hearts would pull, too.

23.12.2024 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back in high school, I learned to play All Hail Shadow on the piano. This skill has suddenly become very useful.

23.12.2024 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not retroactively; they could only change their system to require it in the future. Meaning if you save backups of the games *now* (hint hint), you'd have them forever and nobody could stop you.

23.12.2024 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That said, non-Steam launching means you don't get a connection to the workshop, so I figure GMOD isn't going to be much fun. But, hey, there are other ways to get GMOD addons.

23.12.2024 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can run HL2 without changing anything, you just run it through the .exe instead of the Steam shortcut. This is true for every Valve game, except TF2, CS, and Deadlock, since those use your Steam account to verify stuff like bans and VAC status.

As for your library, I don't know what you own.

23.12.2024 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And less adultery!

21.12.2024 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope not, we have enough geopolitical problems right now.

21.12.2024 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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