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What if I wear this and ask Santa to drop me off at your place?

I’ll pick you up in the Thundertank and we can go out for candy-fruit. Then maybe we can go back to the Cat’s Lair and you can pet my snarf.😉

You know, I think I might still have my sword of omens. I’m just saying, if you want to role play, I’d be more than happy to dress as Lion-O for you.
You could make me feel your magic, and I could let you hear my roar.
😉😉

Don’t worry, I’m confident that, one day, you’ll ask a customer that, and their answer will be to break out into a fully choreographed rendition of “I Need A Hero”.

Are pants tension restraints? They ARE very restraining, and they can cause tension.

Sew a leaf onto some yellow briefs, and that is your Halloween costume this year.

Those are the same thing.

I can’t help it! My twitter hubby devotion can’t be repressed. If I keep all the sweet talk inside, I will explode!

That’s ok. You’re still gonna be cute, no matter what you wiggle or how you wiggle it.😘

I could definitely see you doing a cute little nose wiggle every time you cast a spell.😉

I wonder if she had a crush on his brother too?

Oh, that’s the new, cookie scented lube! It’s great!

I made you some new price tags to help address this situation.

This is a good story for spooky season. So if you haven’t read it yet, now’s a great time to do so!

a.co/d/aGzPOqS

I’m pretty sure the most important thing to know about Reiki is that it works best without pants.

The squirrels will be using your remains for witchcraft.

What about breakfast spaghetti cookies?!?!!!

I just assumed you’d gone quiet because you’re busy thinking about me. Because, as everyone knows, no matter what happens in one’s life, Twitter hubbies are forever. 😉
But also, it’s almost Leo season, so you’re probably busy getting all the Leo decorations out of storage.

This is something that I would suggest posting on the up discord. I’m sure someone there would be inclined to do magical help for you.

Sounds like he needs a hot foot spell done to hurry his ass out of there.

Oh! This is a retail test!
Ok, ummm🤔…. I’d say the answer is…. sell him a ball gag!

No no no! I said “ get a trick to buy you key lime”, not “get bit by a tick and get Lyme”. Now you’re gonna need medicinal marshmallow goo.

Well hello Hermes! You have my undivided attention. 😉

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I’m still offering readings — pay what you can but $65 is appreciated. Intuitive and tarot. Message me if you’re interested.

Also, I would like a plushie version of my favorite character.

It’s all fun and games until the sigil decides you wish to start your day invigorated and causes the hot water tank to turn off, forcing you to have a cold shower. 😉

Two options.
Two jockstraps (one for each breast.)
Or, two hankies tied together.
Sale made! I win Employee of the Month again!

Just cover your hole with a hanky, and bondage tape.

Me using a disco ball as a cookie jar.