This month's episode of BS-Free Witchcraft is up for early access on Patreon! This month @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social joins me to talk about how the kids seem to hate Wicca these days for the weirdest reasons... www.patreon.com/traegorn
(episode goes public Oct 25)
17.10.2025 22:34 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
A cardboard box full of author copies of the book THE CHAOS APPLE.
Well, okay, then. I guess I really *did* write a book.
17.10.2025 20:19 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Me: "Hello! What can I help you find today?"
Customer: "Nothing quite yet, but very possibly something in a bit."
I mean, hey, at least it was more creative than, "Just looking."
17.10.2025 19:43 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Keeping us fully grounded & reading all day π₯Ή
w/ our own @seekingnumina.bsky.social @mawiyahkai.bsky.social @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social @jennycbell.bsky.social Jack Chanek & @ambersnider.bsky.social π
π @llewellynbooks.bsky.social
π½οΈ @elhoimleafar.bsky.social
#booksforwitches #witchsky #booksky
15.10.2025 22:07 β π 9 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0
Incredible Books x Witches by Witches.
Featuring:
β’ Mawiyah Bomani
β’ @seekingnumina.bsky.social
β’ Jack Chanek
β’ @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
β’ @witchofsalopia.bsky.social
β’ Laura Perry
β’ @blakemalliway.bsky.social
β’ @irisanyamoon.bsky.social
β’ @richardkaczynski.bsky.social
#booksforwitches #witchybooks
16.10.2025 17:27 β π 15 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0
Serial Killers: [murder people]
Ryan Murphy: "Okay, but what if they were just misunderstood and also hot?"
Netflix: "GREENLIT."
13.10.2025 22:35 β π 26 π 7 π¬ 0 π 1
So far, I've had to explain that wristbands, armbands, Sam Browne belts, harnesses, and jockstraps are not tension restraints. I remain hopeful that he will eventually believe me.
2/2
11.10.2025 16:30 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
A customer asked for tension restraints. I found him a pair of tension restraints. And now he is picking up literally every other piece of leather in the store and going, "What about this? Is this a tension restraint?"
1/2
11.10.2025 16:29 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
"Like, we're watching folk horror, but also, you are the folk horror"
New motto -
"Be the folk horror you wish to see in the world".
10.10.2025 20:49 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
New BOOKS available in your favorite local bookstore (physical & online) by our own @seekingnumina.bsky.social @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social & @mawiyahkai.bsky.social π€
All π by @llewellynbooks.bsky.social π
#Booksforwitches #WitchyBooks #esotericbooks #Booksky #Witchsky #Occultsky
10.10.2025 15:34 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Me, five years ago: "My dad's cool with me being gay and recovering from alcoholism, but I feel like telling him I'm Pagan might push him over the edge."
My dad, today: "DO *NOT* GIVE AWAY COPIES OF YOUR WITCHCRAFT BOOK. MAKE PEOPLE PAY FOR THEM."
So... I was correct. The edge was just capitalism.
09.10.2025 01:41 β π 35 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Dude who almost ran over a lady in the parking lot of the grocery store just cut in front of me at self checkout.
He really did pick a singular personality trait and commit to it, and I have to admire him for that.
08.10.2025 23:55 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
The spine of the book THE CHAOS APPLE, which features a tiny golden apple with a green leaf on its stem.
The apple on the spine has a lil' leaf. I am obsessed with the lil' leaf.
#TheChaosApple #DiscordianWitchcraft
08.10.2025 18:08 β π 26 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0
A bearded person wearing a black kufi with thin gold stripes and a blue-and-white checkered button-down shirt holds up a copy of the book THE CHAOS APPLE: MAGIC AND DISCORDIANISM FOR THE POSTMODERN WITCH.
LOOK WHAT OFFICIALLY EXISTS. Splattering onto shelves November 8, currently available for pre-order. (Link in the comments.) π #TheChaosApple #DiscordianWitchcraft
08.10.2025 17:21 β π 25 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0
"Chaos is SO HOT right now! Your son hit the jackpot."
-My extremely Christian cousin, after my dad told her I wrote a book on witchcraft and Discordianism.
I fear I may have misjudged my extended family.
07.10.2025 15:10 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
[the phone rings]
Me: "Good afternoon, thanks for calling [name of spicy shop]."
Telemarketer: "Hello!"
[long pause]
Me: "Hi, this is [name of spicy shop]."
Telemarketer: "... No. This is Mike."
I've gotta be honest, Mike. We're not off to a great start.
26.09.2025 17:35 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Me: "I was petty and passive-aggressive in a TikTok post, and now I'm worried about repercussions."
Employee: "Just do what I do and don't care."
Which is... really good advice tbh.
24.09.2025 22:51 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
YouTube video by NewbieCanada
Six Feet Under "Rapture Death". (4K AI Upscale)
The best rapture moment ever. From one of my favorite TV shows, HBOβs Six Feet Under. Only a minute, but unforgettableβdo yourself a favor and watch.
22.09.2025 21:44 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0
Very good point. Thank you!
22.09.2025 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The directions on the side of the Tylenol package say to take two caplets every 4-6 hours.
I take three.
My autism powers increase exponentially.
I unleash a vocal stim that shatters every window in a five-block radius.
22.09.2025 19:53 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0
You know what would be awesome? If every service worker in the US pulled a no call, no show on Tuesday.
22.09.2025 02:06 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
I relate to this so hard.
20.09.2025 23:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I do not know what happened in the spicy shop restroom, but it smells *amazing* in there.
I'm just going to accept it and not ask questions.
20.09.2025 23:25 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
A customer is going along a wall of products, holding each item up individually, asking for my take on it, then vociferously disagreeing with whatever I say.
He's halfway done, though, so only 224 objections to go!
20.09.2025 16:37 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0
βAss, grass, or gas?β I ask on my overnight shift at the ass, grass, or gas station.
19.09.2025 20:27 β π 93 π 6 π¬ 5 π 0
Me: [coughs]
Customer: "TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH."
Me: [blank smile]
Customer: [maniacal laughter]
No clue, y'all. No clue.
19.09.2025 23:07 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
I chose the higher ground. π
18.09.2025 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
NSFW 18+
Alpha Pup Oberon. Picking fights in PokΓ©mon and being really gay. Bear-shaped dog (tanuki flavor).
SF Bay
Witch. Folklorist. Therapist.
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Psychic Medium and Good Witch of Hollywood
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Multi-Ethnic Queer Pagan Nerd Cellist who dabbles in comparative religion, philosophy, questioning ideologies, cult psychology, recovery, Shadow Work, and playing the ukulele IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. I use my smart mouth to ask Very Good Questions. Try me!
Writer, chaos magician, advocate for the multiverse, nontheistic magic and the information model, queer ginger
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Medium & Psychic. Reiki, Sound, & Space Clearing Practitioner.
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Online Metaphysical Shop. Handmade incenses and oils for magic and meditation. Mystical resins, herbs, seeds, and essentials. Planetary correspondences and more. Est. 2000
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