Neil Ackerman

It’s where they turn the rain on and off.

daily pajama stages:
1. formal pajamas, for if i receive visitors or walk the dog
2. the after i shower pajamas
3. final pajamas before bed
4. the big t-shirt

hello kitty on a pink glittery sofa in a pink glittery living room, on the tv is Alien

hello kitty on a pink glittery sofa in a pink glittery living room, on the tv is Fatal Attraction

i updated this meme to be about my own perverse comfort watches

blood covered woman calmly smokes a cigarette while gazing ahead with a blank expression

"I'm managing"

One of those things you’d probably rather not know 😅

Fair 😂🐱

The cover of Mad Wife by Kate Hamilton

This is my spiciest newsletter in awhile 🌶️🌶️🌶️ also thrilled to feature an interview with @annijyn.com on her skincare routine💅🏻 sadandfamous.substack.com

all four of our tombstones on a mossy background. Candy-pink tombstone sticker with a strawberry on it and the words “dreams really do come true”. Lavender tombstone sticker with text that says “oh well,” followed by a shrugmoji. Orange tombstone sticker with a skull and the text “#blessed”. Lime tombstone sticker with text that says "dress for the job you want" followed by a heart

Lime tombstone sticker with text that says "dress for the job you want" followed by a heart. it rests on a tree

violet, orange, pink and lime sparkly skull stickers

violet, orange, pink and lime sparkly skull stickers

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This is my fave thing we are offering atm. The colors are so good and the sparkle skull is cute as hell 💀

Here's something nice.
Actually. Nicer than nice.
@scs-dias.bsky.social have made their journal Celtica open access.
Here you go.

Enjoy.
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The circular wall of the outer broch. A yellow sandstone circular building set against a backdrop of Windwick Bay in South Ronaldsay Orkney

The broch interior, upright standing stones surrounded by walling

A lovely shell midden and a lovely Holly

The souterrain, a semi subterranean feature associated with the broch photo bombed by Holly who is excavating it this season

Splendid morning #broch hopping at the Cairns #Orkney and seeing @archaeoholz.bsky.social smiley face and impressive shell midden and souterrain. Just the tonic I needed! #Archaeology #IronAge

😂😂

Gonna have to be a one in/one out system for who I follow now.

rainbow goth vibes 🌈🖤✨
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Got these beautiful stickers from @realbigchallenges.bsky.social Who said terrible mental health can’t be beautiful?

Having a chronic illness and/or invisible disability means that no matter how well presented you make yourself for the day, you started out by putting together a broken jigsaw. Shit is exhausting.

two boys are standing next to each other and one has a scarf around his neck ALT: two boys are standing next to each other and one has a scarf around his neck

My dog shits like a hobbit has meals.

Put my shit in a bag already? That was only first shit. Now pick up second shit 5m down the street in the spare bag you brought. Oh you only brought one spare? We got elevenses coming out 11m down the street.

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

drawing of a person with long blonde hair listening to headphones, glowing fairies play with their hair. text says "fairies in my ear telling me play the same song 15 times in a row"

i have a master's degree in material culture studies but i often tell people my master's is in archaeology, which people already have a frame of reference for, so they don't then ask me, "oh interesting, what's material culture studies?" and then i'll have to say, "i don't know."

Tom Selleck in Magnum PI is so slutty, they simply don’t make them like that anymore

A red square with plague masks from the Black Death stating "Our Plague Years an Online Show" with a list of contributors including myself

I was fortunate to have @adelaideblair.bsky.social include me in her online show about chronic illness. This is part of a larger work, The Dreadful Visitation, about the Black Death and autoimmune disease. You can find my essay "Riding a Bike by the Sea in Denmark" here shorturl.at/BIeZo

Happy valentines to all who are still able to feel love 🥰

Teaching and Research Fellow in Black British History at The University of Edinburgh Recruiting now: Teaching and Research Fellow in Black British History on jobs.ac.uk. Click for details and explore more academic job opportunities on the top job board

Teaching and Research Fellow in Black British History- The University of Edinburgh - College of Arts, Humanities and Social Sciences - School of History, Classics and Archaeology/History #skystorians 🗃️www.jobs.ac.uk/job/DLU474/t...

They do, but they cost money and hanging them up in my house is free. If it means I have more weight to carry, then that is a sacrifice I am willing to make for the black clothing.

Cat curled up in my arm, sleeping.

Oh to be a curled up cozy cat

Archaeological trench with a tiny toolbox in it

Tiny toolbox hard at work again.