And if I only could
I'd make a deal with god
And I'd get him to stomp our faces
@delightmonster.bsky.social
writer, arter, + sea hag in maine (disabled, autistic, exhausted) stickers + encouragement: bigchallenges.shop writing: katehorowitz.com
And if I only could
I'd make a deal with god
And I'd get him to stomp our faces
can relate. eating pickled plums hard-reboots my entire brain & gives me temporary access to shrimp colors
23.02.2026 19:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 06 bad doodles with text under each one. horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab. shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style. crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes. shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away. crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped. horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.
#InvertebrateShitposting as per @joabaldwin.com's request
19.02.2026 07:20 β π 1177 π 384 π¬ 15 π 13Disabled people & those who cannot afford to get Covid deserve to be able to see art in public and make art in public.
18.02.2026 16:08 β π 429 π 160 π¬ 5 π 3The SAVE ACT severely restricts legal voting. It has passed the House & is before the Senate. CONTACT YOUR SENATORS. Demand they do NOT allow the SAVE ACT to pass: senate.gov/senators/senators-contact.htm
#EveryEffortCounts
A good explanation of the SAVE Act, what it does, and the harm it can do:
I havenβt shared new music with the world in a decade and itβs time to fix that.
"The future isn't what it used to be."βmy own debut albumβis coming soon. Here it is in 3 minutes. Share it with someone special. Hit me with Qs.
You can learn more and subscribe for updates at music.tyenewton.com
Watercolor illustration depicting a Jammy wearing a tiny candle hat standing in awe in front of a brightly lit full sized candle.
Candle Jammy
[ #art #oc #watercolor ]
A watercolour painting with a block quilt inspired layout, there's a mustelid or an element of mustelid diet in each block. The mustelids from top to bottom are the American mink, badger, stoat, pine marten, weasel, river otter, and polecat. Parts of their diet included are rabbits, eggs, fish, frogs, fruit, and birds.
Mustelid menu! Here's my second one for #FebruaryFrost26, for the prompt quilt. #art
15.02.2026 17:33 β π 1239 π 362 π¬ 13 π 1Cartoon of a happy blueberry wearing pink heart deelyboppers. Two speech bubbles emanating from her lil mouth read "everything hurts" and "and i love you"
good morning
14.02.2026 15:56 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Dalentines Day π
14.02.2026 17:43 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Cartoon of a happy blueberry wearing pink heart deelyboppers. Two speech bubbles emanating from her lil mouth read "everything hurts" and "and i love you"
good morning
14.02.2026 15:56 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0positively giddy to share my first collaboration with Paintbox Soapworks: a juicy tribute to Peaches (and a benefit for the Queer Trans Project) paintboxsoapworks.com/peach-bottom...
12.02.2026 16:38 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Closeup photo of Kate, a pale person in a golden-yellow hoodie holding a big-ass maple leaf, leaning against a tree, and smiling at the camera like she's super employable. Text says βhire me! *editing *writing *researchβ
Photo of Kate, a person with long hair wearing a rainbow hoodie sitting on a rocky cliff looking out over the sea. Text says βskills + offerings: *copyediting + proofreading *science + medical writing *book + podcast research *teaching + mentoring *custom stickers *guest lectures *animal facts** *copywriting **if this isnβt a job, it should be. iβd be amazing at itβ
Closeup selfie of Kate, a pale person in a golden-yellow hoodie holding a sheet of yellow star stickers and mugging for the camera. Text says βother ways to help: *sending snacks +/or encouragement *ordering from +/or promoting BigChallenges.shop *forwarding job + gig postingsβ
hi all. times are bad, and i'm still looking for work. if you or anyone you know need an editor, book/podcast researcher, sticker artist, or shrimp facts vending machine, i'm your guy. (details in images & image descriptions.)
13.02.2026 16:44 β π 15 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0The website is back up and we just got a pair of young siblings submitting to the art book π₯Ή
(psst grown ups, submit your work now)
Closeup photo of Kate, a pale person in a golden-yellow hoodie holding a big-ass maple leaf, leaning against a tree, and smiling at the camera like she's super employable. Text says βhire me! *editing *writing *researchβ
Photo of Kate, a person with long hair wearing a rainbow hoodie sitting on a rocky cliff looking out over the sea. Text says βskills + offerings: *copyediting + proofreading *science + medical writing *book + podcast research *teaching + mentoring *custom stickers *guest lectures *animal facts** *copywriting **if this isnβt a job, it should be. iβd be amazing at itβ
Closeup selfie of Kate, a pale person in a golden-yellow hoodie holding a sheet of yellow star stickers and mugging for the camera. Text says βother ways to help: *sending snacks +/or encouragement *ordering from +/or promoting BigChallenges.shop *forwarding job + gig postingsβ
hi all. times are bad, and i'm still looking for work. if you or anyone you know need an editor, book/podcast researcher, sticker artist, or shrimp facts vending machine, i'm your guy. (details in images & image descriptions.)
13.02.2026 16:44 β π 15 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0artists, quote with something silly
plantpot dapperling, 2025
Cover illustration for the board game Birdwatcher. A pair of Blue Birds-of-Paradise are here courting among tropical foliage. The male hangs upside down above the female, flaring out his breast and flank feathers and waving two long ribbon-like tail plumes while she assesses his display.
Looking for new and creative ways to impress your valentine? Try hanging upside down by your toenails and making yourself look extra-wide!
π¨πͺΆ #SciArt #BirdArt
hello from the other side (of the garbage whirlpool) bigchallenges.bigcartel.com/product/love...
11.02.2026 18:19 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i cannot oversell how good hayley's soaps are, or how marvelously sparkly and slutty this sticker is
12.02.2026 16:52 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0a crab holds up a cigarette and yells "Call your senators"
JFC I've heard that Fetterman is considering supporting the SAVE act. It's a disaster of a bill that would create sweeping disenfranchisement.
Whoever your senators are, I don't care, call them. I don't wanna hear if you think they definitely will or won't support this, take 3 minutes & call.
artists, quote with something silly
plantpot dapperling, 2025
Digital pastel illustration. A sea serpent makes it way through the water, crossing in front of a blood moon. Itβs nighttime and foggy.
Morgawr, Sea Serpent of Falmouth Bay.
12.02.2026 09:26 β π 1010 π 290 π¬ 7 π 3i cannot oversell how good hayley's soaps are, or how marvelously sparkly and slutty this sticker is
12.02.2026 16:52 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0positively giddy to share my first collaboration with Paintbox Soapworks: a juicy tribute to Peaches (and a benefit for the Queer Trans Project) paintboxsoapworks.com/peach-bottom...
12.02.2026 16:38 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1hello from the other side (of the garbage whirlpool) bigchallenges.bigcartel.com/product/love...
11.02.2026 18:19 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Heads up to all goth romantics that if Saturday the 14th doesnβt do it for you, youβre free to observe Friday the 13th instead
11.02.2026 18:14 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0asking myself these same questions every day
31.01.2026 21:24 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0my top 3 favorite ways customers are using their color-your-own Big Challenges stickers: 1) as sobriety & habit trackers in their calendars/planners 2) as a creative activity at parties 3) as an alternative to doomscrolling
bigchallenges.bigcartel.com/product/love...
columbus!
10.02.2026 14:50 β π 3 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Calappa, a dome-shaped crab in dark color, seen from the front. Behind its body and in front, hiding its claws and most of its face, are phalaenopsis, moth orchids with roughly circular shape, in lighter colors. Black and white drawing.
Coenobita, a bright-colored hermit crab barely out of a white round shell, looking adorable. Under and around it are leaves of Macodes jewel orchids, dark leaves with white streaks. Behind it are stalks of flower buds of the plant. Black and white drawing.
Paromola, a crab with long legs and spikes all over. The last pair of its legs are small and pointing up like carrying a tray. It's carrying a whole plant of Paphiopedilum slipper orchid in bloom. The four flowers have pitcher-like structures and long ribbony bits that trail very far downwards. Black and white drawing.
Four Allogalathea crabs sitting on the petals of a flower. The crabs are shaped like lobsters with folded tail and black and white stripy bodies. The Vanda orchid flower is mostly white with black spots all over. Black and white drawing.
Happy Crablentine's Day everyone.
Calappa calappa x Phalaenopsis amabilis
Coenobita rugosus x Macodes petola
Paromola cuvieri x Paphiopedilum sanderianum
Allogalathea elegans x Vanda suavis
#Art #SciArt