Nicki💗

She’s gorgeous! Sending huge congratulations to you all, enjoy grandad duty xxx 💗

I'm putting together a compendium of my favourite Hobbits, it's a short list.

There’s a downside to going to bed at 9pm and 3am is it.

two orders of enchiladas & a side of eternal darkness to go please

Invest in physical media.
Buy the book.
Buy the record.
Buy the movie.
Use the library.

Gianfilippo Usellini, The Magic Library (1960)

i do not want to feel things i want a collection of interesting rocks

In the movie “Ever After,” Henry takes Danielle to see the library in a monastery, and she is overwhelmed with joy.

In the movie “Beauty and the Beast,” the beast gives Belle his castle’s library, and she is overwhelmed with joy.

Appreciate how hard the media of my youth went with the “if he loves you, he will offer up the library of your dreams” messaging

Unfortunately for me I live at the top of a massive hill 😂

People flocking out of the castle esplanade and heading down a lit up royal mile to go home

The long walk home, Edinburgh🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I wonder what my cat's real name is. like in cat language

I think it's healthy to wonder why people are outside on purpose.

I need a refresh button for my thoughts

Luckily no one reposts me so my notifications are fine.

Potatoes >>> People

The trick is to leave enough details online so that a determined mysterious rich uncle can find you but not enough so random murderers can.

🐌 😏

You’ve seen my antennae!

One time I told people not to dm me because I looked like a potato but it turns out people really love potatoes and I got more dms than I had ever had in my life (I do not look like a potato sorry)

i love being weird and off putting, but in a cool way

Live • Laugh • Leave Me Alone

A man on the internet has decided that I am WRONG. My life is over. I am bereft, inconsolable, heartsick, ruined! I bow to your superior (and spectacularly wrong) opinions on everything oh wise one.

Must be a great time right now if you're fuckin stupid

little know fact, H.G. Wells stands for Hob Goblin Wells

Sure. Negativity will ruin my life, but positivity isn't funny. So you see my dilemma.

I’m anti-celebrating by eating vegetables

Happy one day of the year when Americans say the day/date the same way round as us

Whatever kind is in the fridge