Ripley Malocchio (he/they) 🔞

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Maaaaaan betrayed by my phone, I literally tried to check copying it

Me after posting something edgy

type shit

Honestly a little heartbroken to not have this tag (but also relieved because I have evidently tricked someone somewhere)

That weird moment when a scene in a TV show puts your brain on a tangent that makes you realise your perfect safe word (show is Killing Eve, word is 'cucumber')

Not my fucking browser asking if I wanna access my spank bank* as a page "you visit often" 😭

NOT OFTEN ENOUGH TO WARRANT THE ROAST.

*literally just my alt Reddit's saved posts tho

Just because Jared Leto is a real life villain doesn't mean we have to keep hiring him to play one.
I'm actually begging you.

Why did thousands of adult titles just disappear from the biggest PC gaming marketplaces? Digital distribution platforms Steam and itch.io have tightened their rules about adult content – under pressure from payment processors. Why has this happened and where will it lead?

Steam and itch.io have removed thousands of video games in recent weeks deemed to be "adult content" in order to comply with strict rules from payment processors like Mastercard.

These policies censor artists engaged in lawful speech. Mastercard shouldn't be the gatekeepers of our digital freedom.

That's a thing?! Damn.

Ripley takes a nude mirror selfie, with his arms holding his phone in front of his face, which covers/censors his nipples, and the book The Art Of Spunk Rock is propped up against his stomach, which covers/censors his bush.

OoOoOoOooooo you really want to pre-order the second print run of @spunk-rock.bsky.social's book, The Art Of Spunk Rock 🌀 you're totally going to pre-order it oOoOoOoOoooo 🌀

nevermind i was too slow

this country's govt depends on it's poor sexual education and societal shame when it brings into force things like the online safety act. it is LUCKY so many of the population don't know they're actually allowed to admit to having sexual interests.

Just 1 more down;
Red Card*
Smiley Face
Hologram
Constellation

#Balatro #Completionist++

3 more, another spicy one;
Bootstraps
Bull*
Hallucination polychrome*
Cavendish x2*

#Balatro #Completionist++

Spicy one, 3 down!
Hack eternal*
DNA foil*
Constellation polychrome
Driver's License

#Balatro #Completionist++

Please help them and their partner seek shelter and not be on the streets. Houseless sex worker. Please help them survive.

SEX WORK IS REAL WORK!

#mutualaid #helpsky #helpfolkslive2025

1 more down, pesky Verdant Leaf...
Fibonacci polychrome x2
Vampire*
Throwback

#Balatro #Completionist++

Live feed of Hulk Hogan in Hell

Free VIP onlyfans for a year and 5 free solo manyvids clips of your choice* (from my current and/or archive account) to anyone who sends me $150 to get my lobes and helix done!!!

*Must have a manyvids account to receive free clips.

Sksksndnxkdnsndndhr 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

If Hulk Hogan has no haters then I am dead... Kinda like he is rn oop

Actually snort laughed 😭😭😭

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that

Hulk Hogan died, huh?

One less scab. Unionize your workplace, brothers (and sisters, and siblings).

Jesse Ventura is gonna be backstage, collecting signed union authorization cards at Smackdown tomorrow