I am to the damn point if a republican is running for dog catcher, I'm voting for the damn dog! FDJT

Andy Borowitz on Substack A better idea for a game show is one in which Kristi Noem and other Trump Cabinet members are tried for treason

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This!

I spent 6 hours on hold with social security yesterday. 3 hours today and got through. No help, now have to take my disabled husband 50 miles to their office to find why they are taking 200 extra out of his check and have his address wrong. I'm not a fraudster and this isn't efficient f*ck DJT

Slava Ukraini🇺🇦

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And that's why I don't watch them anymore

🚨🚨🚨URGENT! Anyone have a direct line to Merrick Garland who can tell him to do his fucking job and overrule MAGA JUDGE CANNON and release the damning Jack Smith report on Trump so we can all know what kind of slime is slithering into the oval office?

Pls share far & wide!

Make it stop.

Want to cut the deficit? The board shouldn't have rich people. Get a single mother on welfare, minimum wage earners, grandmas on social security and people trying to pay medical bills to stay alive. Guarantee billionaires won't get permanent tax cuts

My husband is a disabled veteran on hemodialysisHe is supporting me and my healthcare is tied to him. We both die if they pay for billionaires tax cuts from his pay. My family has fought in the military since the civil war. I would never suggest anyone ever enlist

As the wife of a disabled veteran on dialysis I am terrified that they will cut his benefits and my family needs that to live. In 2026 we have to take the house and senate back to clean the mess up. But if they cut our payments we may not live that long

WTG Joe!

Well if they cut Veteran's disability benefits my family is screwed

Happy thanksgiving I'm thankful it's not January 20th. DC says hello

Cartoon of orange Hitler holding a cannon labelled “trade war“ pointing at China, but the explosion comes out the back and hits his voters

Thank you

Hi there!

It’s really something to watch the Party whose supporters poop on the floor in the Capitol and wipe their feces on the wall tell us which bathrooms to use.

Leak the report!! We need to know who's running the justice department. They are not his personal attorneys

Seems to me Hillary beat his popular vote by damn near 3 million. Was that a mandate? Time to ditch the electoral college

This is the rallying call that I've needed to hear since November 6th. From Roxane Gay in today's New York Times www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...

Always.

Just found you! Awesome

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset.

You're all caught up.