Uncle Keith

The College of Cardinals has a surprisingly strong basketball team.

Watching a recorded Microsoft presentation on agentic AI. Speaker had a bit of an accent so I turned on the AI captions. “Agent” kept being captioned as “alien” and sometimes “idiot”. Is that prescient or some kind of feud between the caption AI and the agent AI?

Remember that scene in Independence Day when the President sides with the Aliens?

In the pizza business, Super Bowl Sunday is the Super Bowl of Sundays.

Grilled Cheese > Mac n Cheese.

Hot take?

My parents and kids are coming for thanksgiving weekend. Currently at the liquor store so each generation can deal with their parents. Winky face emoji.

Does anyone else pronounce Bluesky as “blue-ski”? Like “I’m Mitch Bluski and no one can beat my prices on a new set of Goodyear Eagles.“

Bluesky is going crazy. I had 8 followers and now I have 12. This is like Twitter in the 90’s.

Someone just told me that the spoken opening lines to Bowie’s Modern Love are

I don’t want to go out
I want to stay in
Dancing is dumb.

Reader, this is incorrect.

Yes, he could prevent WWI and, hence, WWII.

Donna Rice sitting in the wrong place and tanking Gary Hart's primary campign.

#TimeTravelingDontSitThereMan could have made Gary Hart president in 1988.

#TimeTravelingDontSitThereMan could stop Lincoln's assassination.

A very specific but powerful superpower would be able to go to a specific place and time but all you can do when you get there is to say "don't sit there" and sternly wag your finger. #TimeTravelingDontSitThereMan