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@doukiba.bsky.social

Manfighter Deluxe! Metal, Wrestling, Video Games, Art, and Heroclix! The lion's share of what I post is sarcasm or absurd. IF you found me because one of my dumb posts found you, don't worry, I know it's dumb.

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Yup, far as I'm concerned, EVO is dead.

20.02.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And also be absolutely unhinged. 100% actual unstable sociopath.
But like, with minimal restraint. Like kayaking in a river, you can kinda guide yourself around but you're still headed downstream.

20.02.2026 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Head full of rocks, heart full of gold.

19.02.2026 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed. It's pretty telling if you do that.

19.02.2026 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Special guest ref Serp would actually be fire. Straight up.

19.02.2026 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude, most of your coworkers are better looking and healthier than that clown. It's so wild how popular these wildly damaging people are.

18.02.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah, I love CSP, I've been using it for like, 5 years now.

18.02.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who sat and played Pokรฉmon Scarlet all day? I sat and played Pokรฉmon Scarlet all day.
I've had the game forever, but didn't really sit down and play it until now.

17.02.2026 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that their positions are where they are on the character select screen!

17.02.2026 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

16.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5082    ๐Ÿ” 1671    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

Dude! This makes you look like some kind of ethereal creature! It's a killer look!

15.02.2026 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The president writing fearful doggerel for idiots and bigots alike notwithstanding, the people who allowed this clown show to go on like it has have to know the clock is ticking, and it's only a matter of time before they realize they'll be shoulder to shoulder at the metaphorical gallows.

14.02.2026 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fantastic!

14.02.2026 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know what would make me laugh till I pee? If they succeed in putting all these limits and bullshit in place and still lose by a ton. Like having the mail in voting banned and the voter ID stuff just monumentally backfire.
It would kill me.

14.02.2026 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh

14.02.2026 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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One of my favorite Heroclix figures. He's a genuine menace. Damage he can see is penetrating, even if he's not doing it. Great Quake and penetrating energy explosion.
He's swell.

14.02.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brian getting lost again ๐Ÿ˜‚

#AEW

13.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Preview
I Three Mouths And I Must Chew Villains - Penny Arcade Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

New Penny Arcade for your Friday. #Overwatch
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...

13.02.2026 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've gotten to read about it since posting this, yeah correct. It's why I didn't disagree. It was cruel then, still would be cruel. Overactive policies over a crime with the same legal weight as a parking ticket or jay walking are all bad, true. I was just pointing out that the cruelty is a show.

13.02.2026 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I were doing badly at my job and I got reviewed by HR and I made a binder of insults to hurl at my HR, I'd be cleaning out my desk same- day.

13.02.2026 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah it will.

13.02.2026 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean... it should.

13.02.2026 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That stupid asshole was the living embodiment of the saying: "like playing chess with a pigeon, it doesn't know how to play, but it struts around thinking its winning while it's shitting everywhere."
"Why did you redact this?"
"WhAt AbOuT tHe DoW?!"
What a fucking clown, dude.

13.02.2026 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing!!! If you guys can do this for more games, I'll happily buy!

13.02.2026 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Playtime is officially over, kiddies!

Dino Crisis and Dino Crisis 2 have finally stomped their way on to Steam. Celebrate this prehistoric occasion by getting both games for 50% off until February 26.

๐Ÿฆ– bit.ly/DinoCrisis1Steam
๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿฆ– bit.ly/DinoCrisis2Steam

13.02.2026 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1437    ๐Ÿ” 450    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

YEAH BUDDY

13.02.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Why are you screaming at me about the dead body in the kitchen!? You're not giving me enough credit for shitting on the hardwood and not the carpet!!"
- Pretty much Pam Bondi's whole argument at the hearing yesterday.

13.02.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So in 1998, Cartoon Network was advertising the Godzilla cartoon marathon when the US Godzilla movie was in theaters.
There was a line that I still say in spite of it being wrong: "Save your 7 bucks."
I'd fist fight a bear for that to be the usual ticket price for movies. Goodness, me.

12.02.2026 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this song, even today!

12.02.2026 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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