𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔤𝔯𝔦𝔪 ♡ ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ⁻ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾

it was the latter and i gave background on the duo by saying, “you can work hard on self-improvement and know you should stay single but sometimes limerence works harder” and the gathering all laughed and

anyway i got a good grade at the poetry open mic tonight 😌

running into a lot of people i know who aren’t at all familiar with shakespeare or hamlet so i get to tell them, “you know the lion king??? like same basic plot generally” when talking about the production.

back on my space battleship yamato watch and obsessed with the way yuki just waltzes onto the bridge in an entire french cottagecore-ass getup bc she’s desperate for one of these gay space men to wife her up

yuki baby you would have loved instagram

now i gotta figure out which other poem i’m pairing this one with at the open mic tomorrow

is it a, “this man rly ain’t shit” overall night, or a, “wow i am truly horrific and down bad”/“jk this man rly ain’t shit” transformation kind of night????

not being fully satisfied with the poem you wrote but knowing picking at it will lead to fully trashing it: 😭

knowing you can take the vague ideas you use for this one and work them into a tighter, shorter poem: 😍

a clip of actress elle fanning pronouncing the name of beloved dragonball character vegeta as "ve-ghee-ta" (from the audiobook for "margo's got money troubles")

DON'T PANIC THIS IS NOT A DRILL

the acknowledgements by his friends are hilarious too like someone just made his name an acronym abt how good he is at astrology like

the period of publishing/printing between the renaissance and the enlightenment really feels like a group of friends making giant zines

“you can’t judge any mistakes in this book esp at the end bc my family and i literally had to flee from the plague and there was death under my roof so you can imagine the kind of stress im under”

william lilly immediately trauma dumping in the first paragraph of “christian astrology” is legitimately so fkn funny he would have thrived on social media

downside: oh no, stomachache is still present

upside: excuse to wake and bake on a friday and stay in bed bc god bless a mouse mover amirite

unfortunately when mine are already in progress, consuming even a little bit of anything, water included, tends to aggravate it more 💀

some bong hits did help tho ayeeeee

i say this as someone who honestly has not listened to much kate bush but

feeling like charli’s wuthering heights needs warming up but so far the back half is a banger (tho i do wish she went a little harder and also it Feels like a commissioned movie soundtrack u know???)

also maybe imagining it but i feel like i hear post-wuthering heights kate bush influences lmao

😭

I wrote this last year but the sentiment will remain until I die and even my ghost will be banging this drum.

this is what solidarity was made for

a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in a room with balloons and a group of people . Alt: everybody betray me i’m fed up with this world

me @ planet oat creamer right now, the real villain who put me here

do i eat an edible in hopes that it stops the potential stomachache or do i not eat an edible because it might aggravate the stomachache further

Fucked up, we all know the correct way to watch Ninja Scroll is late at night on an nth generation VHS bootleg, the volume one notch above mute and your finger on the Source button at all times

my ex loved to argue about this (and most “subversive” art opinions anyone had) and would say “but…. what if i want to easily show someone is evil 🥺👉👈 and they eat a lot 🥺👉👈 isn’t that just biology 🥺👉👈”

it means you’re neither creative nor perceptive, dipshit, so get good and try again.

I've said this before, but it makes me insane that in an age of human civilization when the ultra-rich have hoarded over half of all wealth, the go-to visual shorthand for depictions of gluttony is still "fat"

final girl horatio, actually 💅

(he will not drink poison and he will never see a ghost again)

update

did not get the unstable danish lad but i am the only one who makes it out of the show alive so i just have the Vision

i’m so fucking pissed i don’t know what jestergooning is. i’m pacing feverishly around my room, my bells jingling angrily with each step. is my age finally catching up to me? can i really keep up in this fast paced world of dumbass meaningless words? my liege am i cooked

i did a cape swish at the end :)

(the company is doing emo hamlet and said to fw the melodrama and u know i came prepared)

one thing about reading for hamlet is you gotta go all in on that shit like jonathan frid committed to his evil eyeliner.

ugly ai art and a dumbass comment on instagram from someone who hasn’t succeeded in life and needs to kill the environment to cope

(tw ugly ass ai art)

having a fucking conniption at “haha racist man has high electric bill”

FROM WHAT

WHY ARE THE BILLS SOARING

but no it’s certainly nothing to do with the ugly ass cartoons you can generate to uh

stick it to the government

white men gotta stop thinking they’re clever

it’s not that i don’t feel rested but damn would it be nice if 8 hours of sleep registered as 8 hours and not 15 minutes.