Vehicle? Linger? My love? Squad car? I don't think anybody has used the term "squad car" since the season finale of Adam-12. Kash Patel's Temu FBI didn't think to run the script written by the boomer agent through AI with the instructions to make it sound like a 22-year-old.

All of this energy and attention spent on where members of congress piss and poop will definitely bring down the prices of gas and groceries, strengthen our border, and generally improve the lives of all Americans.

Y’all I actually want these dangerous and unqualified people to get confirmed. I want all of the bad things to happen. I want people to see what happens when they vote like they just voted.

Y’all need to calm down about this RFK Jr. fluoride thing. Children born post Trump 2.0 won’t live long enough to have teeth!

I will eventually join y’all in the resistance. But first I’m going to need to see these people suffer because of the choices they made. And they will suffer.

One time, I made a tater tot casserole and I made my husband eat it. This is that very casserole:

For my first Blue Sky post, I'd like to introduce my dog, Sawyer. We rescued him a year ago and he turned 12 last month.