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I have a very bad feeling about this...

I was sad when Kirk died. Captain Kirk. Bro fell off a mountain.

Buffy fans catching strays in the new Naked Gun movie literally made me yelp.

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You can’t just go around murdering Nazis, even though they really suck.

As a kid, 1960's Star Trek taught me a lot about progressivism, but it also taught me that the best way to handle an upset woman is to whisper to her like she's a spooked horse.

Violence. Dong. Owls. Drama. Laughter. Boobs. Peacemaker premiere was great.

When I got into Devo my grandparents wanted my mom to send me to a psychiatrist. Anyway, there's a new documentary on Netflix about the band.

YouTube video by Radiohead - Topic 2 + 2 = 5

It's the devil's way now. There is no way out.
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Oh man. Alien: Earth is great. Beautiful, creepy, and unsettling sci-fi.

YouTube video by Ethel Cain American Teenager (Official Visualizer) - Ethel Cain

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YouTube video by remhq R.E.M. - Losing My Religion (Official HD Music Video)

Wednesday season 2
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"I fart when I cum. Get used to it." Weirdest thing I ever heard before sex.

The dumbass really thinks that putting nukes on a roof will prevent you from getting nuked. That's where we're at. Well done, America.

I've owned at least one firearm since I was 11. You'd be hard pressed to find any photo of me holding one like these MAGA freaks do.

Minus the trailer jokes that I self-ruined by watching it, I still laughed a lot during The Naked Gun. Usually at something really stupid.

I liked Wednesday, but it had an obvious mystery and quite a bit of filler. Still kind of hyped for the 2nd season though. Her and Enid are reasons enough to watch.

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The crazy motherfucker is wandering onto rooftops now like the piss mad King of England.

My grandmother took her fudge recipe to the grave just to annoy my mother. I know her secret, but kind of admire the pettiness, so I've never revealed it to anyone.

Future historians will refer to this time as the crazy time shit show era. I doubt any of them will be Americans.

I've tried to like Avatar. Really have. Nope.

I mean, she's pretty--but why go to prison for her. How dumb. So is my morning 711 cashier.

Umm. She's a rapist and the GOP is elevating her. Fucking weirdos.

It's good. I liked Superman and Thunderbolts a bit better, but that's just personal preference.

Sarah Bock is a great get for the Buffy reboot

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Preferred Thunderbolts* and Superman, but The Fantastic Four is pretty good. Certainly, no harm done.

RIP Ozzy. Never really cared for his music but not much in life has made me laugh harder than that first season of The Osbournes.

The most realistic part of Superman were the hundreds of idiots just standing around watching the Kaiju fight.

May just play Donkey Kong Bananza alone in a room for the rest of my life.

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I could name like 20 soulless fictional villains who I would rather be the President of the USA right now. Sad.

Notice how none of these Q people are invading the White House like it's a pizza place. Funny that. It's almost like they were full of shit the whole time.