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I used to search β€œaardvark” to find my atomic tweets thread. Doesn’t work anymore!

01.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[woke 2 voice] woke 1 was right on the theory but wrong on the praxis

31.01.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Reminder that clicking the lock button on an iPhone five times forces you to use the PIN to unlock. Disables biometric authentication.

01.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Pino Palladino + Blake Mills + Sam Gendel - Just Wrong (Live)
YouTube video by BlakeMillsVEVO Pino Palladino + Blake Mills + Sam Gendel - Just Wrong (Live)

youtu.be/im-Avcv7deE?...

01.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m just sayingβ€”I’m not just saying

31.01.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it feels lightly future shocking to me because it's the first chittering instance of what will become a rising cyclonic drone in the 2030s and beyond, AI-AI social interactions en masse on the same communications infrastructure used by humans. like seeing the first television broadcast

30.01.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m just saying β€œI’m just saying” is an odd phrase because it typically denotes the opposite of what it connotes. You’re β€œjust saying” something because there’s something else you’re *not* saying!

30.01.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"borges storily"

28.01.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

left vs right is an eternal struggle between a death cult and a fertility cult and one side recruits but doesn't reproduce which is why this is an eternal struggle

28.01.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never heard of him! There are parallel worlds out there

27.01.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Version 15 of our Pen software

27.01.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I once had to desperately beg some colleagues not to name their work β€œPNS” because of, well, what it sounds like when you say it out loud

27.01.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Revisiting my lecture notes from three days ago. And let's just say, this semester's students learned a whole bunch of incorrect information

27.01.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Revisiting my lecture notes as I teach the same class as last semester. And let's just say, last semester's students learned a whole bunch of incorrect information

27.01.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
FILMING LOCATIONS DATABASE: MOVIES Movie Filming Locations Archive - Index of Films - Shooting locations where your favorite movies are filmed

something you don't see very much anymore: A website, filling a specific niche, with articles written by a human being. www.atlasofwonders.com

26.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

portrait of tracy. also guess who just bought an audio interface.

24.01.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I personally like my executives buttered and caramelized

22.01.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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www.nsf.gov/od/updates/n...

22.01.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're gearing up to Beat the Chinese by (checks notes) de-staffing the National Science Foundation

22.01.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love when people on LinkedIn call themselves seasoned.

22.01.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Other honorable mentions: all the Sun and Moon emojis (although these do not denote a specific place or object on earth!)

πŸŒžβ˜€οΈπŸŒ€οΈβ›…οΈπŸŒ₯οΈπŸŒ¦οΈπŸŒπŸŒ•πŸŒ–πŸŒ—πŸŒ˜πŸŒ‘πŸŒšπŸŒ’πŸŒ“πŸŒ”

and the earth emojis as well:
🌎🌍🌏

22.01.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we're ignoring the smaller Statue of Liberty replicas here

21.01.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Flags don't count, obviously

21.01.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some honorable mentions:

πŸŒ‰ Bridge (appears as the Golden Gate Bridge in many emoji sets
🌁 Foggy (same as Bridge)
🏞 National Park (appears as Yosemite Valley/Half Dome in several emoji sets)
πŸ—Ώ Moai (strongly associated with Easter Island)

21.01.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As far as I can tell, there are only five emoji that denote a specific place or object on planet earth:

πŸ—ΌTokyo Tower
πŸ—½ Statue of Liberty
πŸ•‹ Kaaba
πŸ—» Mount Fuji
πŸ—Ύ Silhouette of Japan

21.01.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Always been tk0l on here. My unadulterated form.

21.01.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/tk0l...

21.01.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Memexocortex

21.01.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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