Chris

ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped.
ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file?
ME: that's not-
CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-

"Personal foul on the defense, #26 for stabbing the receiver after the ball was thrown. Also ineligible man downfield on the offense. Penalties offset, repeat 3rd down"

Also I'm pretty sure that Americans didn't stop buying station wagons because they were becoming *too* fuel-efficient

ScienceAlert headline: Tinnitus Is Somehow Linked to a Crucial Bodily Function

Fuckin rocking out

If the Torrent can figure out how to better control zone entry on D they'll be the best team in the history of sports

Yeah I switched things off but turned it back on when I lost my folders, though I think I'll just need to figure it out. Even though 90% of my inbox is just ads and order confirmations, I still would prefer not to feed the machine

Get off my case, weed stoner

"And may all of the podcasts you listen to pivot to video, making the audio-only versions almost impossible to follow because it's all references to visual information"

A 2017 tweet from AP reporter Mark Long reading: "Jaguars PK Jason Myers on his misses: "It feels great, dude. It's fucking awesome, man."

I'm sorry for Jason Myers and the Seahawks fans in my life but also I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to bring up one of my favorite answers ever given to a Talk About question.

Unfortunate that many school construction bonds didn't pass.

Goddamned clouds! At least I'll always have May 2024 here in Auburn, WA

Good lord that backhand was disrespectful

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Looks like Thomas folded his pinky back. Ouch!

That's nearly 400lbs/person. I'll look better than I ever have!

I'm just enjoying watching a winning team for once. I'll worry about whether it not it's "real" in a few months

Holy dislocated elbow. Hopefully He can get a clean recovery from that

can't get over this bathroom design. the entire bathroom feels like an optical illusion designed to unmoor you from reality. just trying to poop while your brain struggles to comprehend where one surface ends and another begins. a bathroom that drives you mad.

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

Alrighty, ready to see something really cool? (and maybe a little nauseating)

The evolution of Hurricane Melissa's mesovortices at peak strength.

guessing that’s not the first time Rex had been edged by a toe

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

Had a BIG tree drop on my house back in 2006 (Chanukah Eve) and I still get a bit of anxiety even though no tree could get anywhere near my house these days. It stays with you 😕

Guy who has only seen The Shape of Water: hey that's just like the fish that f*cks in the hit movie The Shape of Water

Yeah if he didn't mis-speak then expecting payroll to start at that figure with Garver, Geno, Naylor*, and Haniger's money all coming off then it's hard to criticize. Obviously arb numbers will raise that floor, but hard to complain if they're around $200M for next season

It’s a shame he didn’t pass this helmet along to his son

We’re just innocent men

Game 7 extras!? League night starts at 6:30 and I'm going to be a goddamned mess the whole night if that's the case, but I guess I'll sacrifice some pins on my average for a Mariners World Series berth