Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome.

Love, Allison

"But I thought Dame would go ring chase!"

BITCH HE IS.

I have concepts of thoughts and prayers

I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages

maybe he could try not being a repulsive piece of shit all the time usha

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Y’all know what to do

I should have made more AOCs.

The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

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SHELSTAD 🔥

I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.

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He'll HAVE to buy it. He's already defecated in the driver's seat.

Elon Musk gets a lot of hate. But it's not enough. We can do better.

Look, I’m just saying, if Elon Musk was on life support, I’d unplug him in order to charge my phone.
I’m all about efficiency, bro.

i'm going to need democratic politicians and democrats in general to learn to do things that feel bad and rude and awkward. i'm sorry but you folks need to toughen up and tell your racist uncle to fuck off

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

In future generations, when your children and grandchildren look back on this moment, they are not going to ask about the price of eggs. They are going to ask you what you did. Not what you felt. Not what you paid. But what you did. And I want to be able to say I did everything I possibly could.

Trump is surrendering America. Trump is the opposite of strong.

He is a tiny, weak, small, scared, trembling, sissy, husk of a man.

There is nothing manly about his fat, sweaty, smelly, gross, makeup'ed self

An absolute joke

To the #GoDucks flock migrating to Wisconsin today, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, try to get into a drinking contest with the locals before the game. It will not end well for you. These are seasoned professionals that should not be taken lightly. Their football team however is not to be feared.

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