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Liz Jacques

@lizjacques.bsky.social

β€œKeep your face to the sunshine - and the shadows will fall behind you.”- Whitman πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Apparently you are supposed to use dry shampoo the night before for best results.

But night before Liz has her shit together.

Night before Liz is going to wake up early and give herself enough time to wash her hair in the shower.

Night before Liz is an optimistic moron.

20.03.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People who bitch about pride were definitely the kids that tried to blow out the candles on other kids' birthday cakes.

17.03.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NEVER DULL YOUR SPARK.

If you shine too bright for someone's comfort, they can put on sunglasses.

14.02.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made a deal with myself that if I wanted something sweet, I had to make it myself.
So guess who has made two trays of brownies AND a cake in the last two weeks. πŸ’€

#yagirlhasnochill

02.02.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have a hard time believing an 18th century French maiden with a 20 inch Disney waist got the beast on that horse.

HOW DID HE GET ON THE HORSE DISNEY?!

02.02.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine always looks sad.
I'm constantly on the floor asking what my little freeloaders problem is.

27.01.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One can dream.

27.01.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I foresee this ending poorly.

26.01.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's got what plants crave.

24.01.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see me out dancing and think I look like a maniac keep it to yourself because my dogs helped me come up with those moves and I trust them more than you.

21.01.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This weekend there was a pair of gloves on the ground next to the car we were parked beside.
I didn't want the owners to not see them and drive away, so I picked up the gloves and put them under the windshield wipers.

But. It just occurred to me. What if those weren't their gloves?

21.01.2025 05:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œKeep your face to the sunshine - and the shadows will fall behind you."

"I do all things through spite - which strengthens me."

These are the two sides to my personality, and they live together inside my body and give me indigestion and headaches.

20.01.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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