“The J stands for Jesus, a lot of self-loathing going on there” -Trevor Noah

The joke works better when you can hear the Mexican accent on Jesus

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An admirable level of optimism

You could until his next conversation with someone who believes the opposite

screenshot of a post from X by the Mirriam-Webster account. Their tweet says Words step up when numbers fail. They are retweeting a post from @david_arid that reads: There was a computer flitch at the end of tonight's Nuggets game that erased all the players' stats, which led to this fantastic screengrab from the post-game show. Then there is a blurry picture from a men's basketball game and the chyron says: Time Hardaway Jr. Stats are down but he played great."

I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.

A WP employee was on NPR this morning reminding everyone that his colleague was murdered by the man Trump was welcoming

How much does his brother know??

Ok I don’t forgive them but at least they acknowledged it bsky.app/profile/yzer...

Persecution of political opponents, free speech suppression, punishments for “interfering” with ICE could all be doubled down on and now certain judges would have more cover to not overturn because it’s a real law and not a BS executive order. But most crucially, election interference

No, hardening these things into actual legislation is much worse

YouTube video by MSNBC 'History is watching this moment': JFK's grandson runs for Congress, slams Trump's record

“He’s so obsessed with the Kennedy name and the Kennedy brand that he caged one, a rabid dog in his Cabinet”

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The vote is going to happen, but I think one or more of the Rs are going to vote no on releasing.

They can vote no on the actual vote

I hate to tell you but it’s not going to matter. Someone’s going to flip on the final vote

Do they think things can’t be brought up in court later if they’re discussed in a secure room

Trying for the New Heights of the hockey world huh?

Besides the punchable faces, they are my sworn enemies because they suck up the spotlight that rightfully belongs to Dylan Larkin

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Stabbing your inept partner, I assume

Is he speeding down 96 right now? How much notice did they give him 😂

Fair point. I guess when you see several of Justin’s posts a day, it’s not a far leap to assume the White House is making up numbers again. It’s a common theme. (Plus Trump in the thumbnail)

He’s restating the same point for people who don’t want to watch the clip

Once the Epstein discharge petition has its last signature, I have a bad feeling one or more Rs are going to reneg and the vote will fail. Idk what that means for the Speaker though

Is Michigan upper Midwest?? Please say no

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Listen he felt it THROUGH his ballistic vest okay

Highly recommend voting on the voter stickers to end up with results like this

Scotty Bowman?? Oh wait

Number one. How dare you.

Also that checks out

a shadow of a clown is cast on a red and yellow wall ALT: a shadow of a clown is cast on a red and yellow wall

HOW is Ferngully missing from this thread

a man in a bathrobe with the words i feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy below him ALT: a man in a bathrobe with the words i feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy below him

So many Tim Curry fans are missing out on this Psych episode