Kris Kristensen

Nothing says Brothel like gold trim

Good on you.

This is perfect

Yes, and having your name in the Epstein Files can raise the likelihood that you’re a pedophile.

This is false advertising. The men portrayed in the ICE poster aren’t hiding behind masks like cowards.

Republicans know no shame anymore. Even Nixon knew shame.

Right on. I’ve been saying for years that the republicans tell the Dems “gunfight at noon,” and the Dems respond with “let me sharpen my knife.” 🤦‍♂️

I’m in love.

So… Trump is going to institutionalize himself. Hint he’s not homeless.

Social media post by ACLU: BREAKING: President Trump signed an executive order directing states to criminalize and institutionalize people experiencing homelessness, addiction, and mental health disabilities. (July 24, 2025, at 5:20 PM)

Who’s in the Epstein files (hint: it’s all of them) is less important than the Trump decision to criminalize and disappear anyone who does not have a house or has an addiction or “mental health” disability.

In fact, 20 years in, might these files mainly be a sensational distraction?

He is correct if this true… if Dems did do as he suggests, all hell did break loose when he won the election. Excellent point.

Also, thank you for your attention to this matter… who is he addressing this to?

Water seeks its own level .

Why would even tweet that unless it’s to lay grounds for a coverup?

Liquid oxygen introduced in the first act, must be breathed in the third act.

What #movie am I watching?

Cool. Everyone tune in for my version of THE APPRENTICE.

Odds on Maxwell dying within 48 hours of this meeting?

Don’t forget that McDonald’s is also swelling up his ankles.

This is so freaking adorable…. 🫠
Snuggles… 🥰
🐯 🐯

Hey remember that time Obama… just kidding. Trump is in the #Epsteinfiles.

Easily top ten comedies of all time.

What a surprise.

He’s gonna do that sharpie thing he did on the hurricane to the Epstein files.

“Thank you for your attention to this

I presume he thinks he just filed a lawsuit by ending his tweet that way.

Release the #epsteinfiles

People forget the President of the United States was Donald Trump, not Joe Biden, when Jeffrey Epstein died.

BREAKING:

The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".

It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#MAGAKidnappers

Suspended for not bringing enough fake blood.

Yep. If not him, then Biden.

#Baseball fans need to stop booing whenever the opposing pitcher tries to pick off a baserunner. It’s part of the game. Get over it.