Jake

outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work

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i am hoping the blue jays come back and win this in the bottom of the 9th, for the record and in case these posts ever come up in potential asylum or citizenship related hearings

Phillies DEI RIGHT NOW!!!

I’m so sad man

The Howard Achilles is my first clear baseball memory so I’m glad to get a new heartbreaker to take over

Two plans for tonight. Outcome dependent:

1.) Aaron Nola and the Philadelphia Phillies win a baseball game. Huzzah.

2.) They do not win a baseball game and we wade out into the Pacific and let the tide take us out. Ah sweet relief.

I have said this in private but the Phillies need more poc players

It’s such a banger I have the cd and listen to it all the time

I’m on beer 2, finished a Costco hot dog, the sun is shining, and the Eagles are World Champions. There’s a lot of sadness in the world right now, but not in this parking lot.

Schwarbarian is the Augustbarian

What they don’t tell you about the internet and growing up is that you are in danger of having a few drinks and then ordering vinyl and merch from bands you like at 1am

update here, Rory McIlroy just hit a shot out of the deep grass that uncovered a chunk of dirt containing another golf ball, lost by some anonymous golfer months or years ago, like a caveman preserved in a bog

Julybarian is so good

Philadelphians rn:

Bought those so fast holy shit

hearing reports that the philadelphia eagles won the super bowl

that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25

Hell yeah

i’m gonna invent a lemonade that kills you.

last night's playoff game between new york and indiana may have been game one, but for the pacers and their fans, it was "game won." alright i'm gonna go talk a walk around the neighborhood and see if i can steal some of my neighbors' mail. back later

every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it

Vontae Mack No Matter What

Picture showing a groudon in a picture book

where is groudon

the sickos man is very cold. let him inside

hey what’s up everybody, happy saturday. just wanted to jump on here for a minute so I could stifle free speech and silence the opinions of others

I wasn’t asked but sounds like super mega baseball

screenshot of my post from yesterday with NOT TRUE scribbled on top. original post: “if you talk to a mathematician for long enough you’ll uncover all kinds of crazy stuff you didn’t know. for example, did you know that we still don’t know for sure how many 263 is? 0 through 262, we can obviously quantify. 264 onward, same deal. but the number 263 is a mystery known only to god “

i’ve decided to delete this post because i saw two different replies from people who genuinely seemed to believe i was telling the truth. for the record this is not true. we know exactly how many 263 is. it is 263

he always looks like one of those “with the help of computer technology, here’s what that little boy who went missing thirty years ago would look like today” posters