riley

not to brag but tonight i wrote a poem that was deeply unserious and still got pulled aside and told it was “quite romantic actually”

why does my cat keep having nightmares her tail puffs up and everything it’s not like she lives a stressful life around here

baby’s first weed

feeling so validated after my fil came back from visiting family in north carolina and told me it was the most beautiful place on earth. thanks i know :)

we rescued this little guy last night, despite our better judgement we’re calling him basket

having high cholesterol when you’re fat: yeah have you tried dieting? exercise? make sure to eat fiber and all that. limit fats.

having high cholesterol when you’re skinny: oops! probably your parents’ fault. take the damn pills and live your life goodbye

Sat in the car. Listening to Shake It Off by Taylor Swift. No irony. Locked in. That’s that me espresso

“so you have a girlfriend. no boyfriends?”
“i dated a few boys before her”
“ok, but no boys now?”
“nope”
“ok… does not associate… with boys…”

my sil: yeah it’s creepy to write fic about real ppl

me, enlightened, enjoying all my taylor swift/travis kelce hallmark specials this year, knowing she can look at her bank account to feel better: :)

my sims had a winterfest party and i checked on the twins and they were both hysterical bc they kept santa laughing and cracking up. gentlemen you could have DIED

not to mention i’m humble

here i was thinking i was just quirky and funny but my achilles heel is that i have no filter and talk too much. is this hypomania 🤔

“mom this doctor thinks im bipolar”
“hm i don’t think so. you know who’s bipolar? my mother, she won’t sleep for days!”

who’s gonna break it to my mom that genetics exist

suicide cw// “and your parents were mentally healthy” “no” “okay so your father what did he have” “uh he killed himself” “oh! probably bipolar”

girl i don’t think it matters but sure

apparently it’s giving bipolar

went w this the vibes are confusing

seeing a psychiatrist today. put together a look w me that gives “absolutely sane”

babushka

it’s actually good luck to throw your thrifting receipts on the floor of your car right after making a purchase. idk who said so but it’s working for me

“i told y’all i was reluctant to buying watermelons” intrigued by this man

the zuck’s get low remix is really just demonstrating how a bo burnham cover of the song would go

still thinking about seeing my sil pretend to eat her toddler since he’s cute af and he went, very seriously, “don’t eat me because i am not a cake 😠”

yesterday we had a lovely little interaction w a stranger and she offhandedly went “pls tell me you didn’t vote for donald trump” and we went “oh god no!” and blew each other kisses as we parted ways

if u ever wanna FT while we both play our separate sims games lemme know

girl who just saw the zuck get low remix not knowing who mark zuckerberg is: ladies this is a reminder! if he wanted to he would!!!

that take about “we should save calling ppl morons for those who hold power” or whatever… moron alert

GORGEOUS

truly. can’t figure out how to make cat ears part of the dress code tho :(

tonight i am building a cat cafe in the sims

Give a trans woman food she'll have bread for a day.

Teach a trans woman to bottom and she'll get bred for a lifetime 💜