Eleanor🐁

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11.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-

16.08.2025 12:32 — 👍 2613    🔁 1127    💬 23    📌 16

Do What You Will A brief Watch_Dogs 2 retrospective.

My journey into Watch Dogs continue with the second game… possibly my favorite game of all time?

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04.07.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

All Bark, No Bite A Watch_Dogs retrospective.

For whatever reason, I can’t stop thinking about Watch_Dogs

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21.06.2025 08:02 — 👍 25    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 1

Assassin's Creed's Squandered Promise I revisit and critique Assassin's Creed.

Assassin’s Creed 1 deserved better
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13.06.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

So… I got laid off but I was corporate enough to get things like “severance” and “vacation payout” so it’s kind of like them paying for me to find a job I don’t hate?

16.05.2025 22:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...

02.05.2025 21:39 — 👍 6276    🔁 1764    💬 14    📌 0

Organizing Supplies at the base: Yellow: Hey, Pink! Look! I found a bunch of sleeping bags! Pink: Oh yay... now we can throw a slumber party. Yellow: Omigosh we COULD!! P: I was joking Y: Aw, come on, don't you think it'd be fun? P: I woulnd't know. Y: (aghast) Wait... no way. Are you saying you've never had a SLUMBER PARTY before? P: (shrugging)Well... my parents weren't exactly- Y: (eyes sparkle) P: oh no.

NARRATION: THAT'S HOW THIS HAPPENED Madison (Pink's super rich childhood friend): "And then I hit 'em with a car!" Quiver (Yellow's friend): Okay but why am I here? Yellow (this was her idea): Popular demand. Green (Had nothing better to do) Pink (Hiding in the bathroom on the phone): "Gray, help. me. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Gray (Pink's other childhood friend and former teammate turned enemy commander who she still secretly sees and has a will-they-won't-they romantic history that's too complicated to fit into this text box): "I dunno, Madison would always try and braid my hair but I don't think you have to worry about that. If you're stressed about Truth or Dare, just ask her a truth question and she'll gossip for 20 minutes easy- Pink: God. This is so stupid, what are we? Twelve? I-I never tohught- I didn't get to DO this sort of crap as a kid... Gray: I know.

Gray: Listen, just- Try to have fun. Girls night isn't really my scene anymore. It's yours. Pink: *sniff* Shift. Gray: Whoa, are you crying? Pink: Shut up. Not everyone gets their gender affirmation from being an edgy robot centaur boy. Gray: More people should try it, honestly. But YOU should get back in there. Yellow: Hey! There you are! Pink (smiling): Yeah. Here I am.

Slumber Party

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28.04.2025 15:49 — 👍 1380    🔁 92    💬 61    📌 2

The ‘Piracy. It’s a Crime’ campaign used pirated music, *and* as it turns out, also used pirated fonts. Incredible.

23.04.2025 20:20 — 👍 6868    🔁 3449    💬 58    📌 135

I was avoiding AAI2 specifically because I didn’t enjoy 1 that much, but I’ve heard nothing but good things about this one

17.04.2025 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

05.01.2025 19:19 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn… not here

09.12.2024 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me entering a suicide pact: ho ho ho

25.11.2024 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

crazy that they’re making jake paul fight neil degrasse tyson. i hope he gets shoved in a locker or something

16.11.2024 01:18 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0