a homemade submarine

i was put on this planet by the Christian God to coach a team of mismatched, spunky, opinionated, emotionally damaged little leaguers as part of my court ordered community service for drunk driving

anyone know how to hack a touchtunes? asking as a bartender working for an aged polish woman who can't remember the admin password and who doesn't wanna pay a dollar everytime i wanna hear Ripple

i am A Wife 💜

Give your money to trans people. What the fuck else are you doing with it?? You could literally be a hot slut's Medici and instead you're buying garbage you don't need off Amazon. Get your priorities straight and make an actual difference in the world.

@insect-whorefare.bsky.social @snailey.bsky.social come over

i miss hayley and mel

today is a special day of remembrance in chicagoland

i'm sick of annually seeing the same infographics, celeste screenshots, and empty promises from cis people to "fight like hell for the living" (you won't.) fuck your candles. don't put your faith in zionist politicians and their goals of assimilation for the purpose of continuing genocide.

every tdor is worse than the last. i lost heroes and friends and enemies alike this year. i lost people who looked up to me. i lost people who my mutual aid group served. a child from the support group i led will have his name read at vigils. this grief almost killed me this year.

yes, completely in line with her values and priorities.

not to feign pearl clutching over the obvious evil of this bitch prioritizing her job protecting corporate oligarchs over herself, and not to act shocked that this is happening because of course it was going to. it's just silly that it's happening today and before her job even starts lmao

i feel like i'm watching the fucking Newsroom

completely giving up defending her own community (and protecting herself!!) (ON TRANS DAY OF REMEMBERANCE) before her term even starts just so she's in a better position to enable an ongoing genocide is a defining act of cowardice and a forecast of what we can expect (tbh have expected) from her

sarah mcbride retire bitch

Trans day of remembrance. Don't just focus on those trans people who have been murdered by strangers in public. Also remember the trans people who were denied healthcare, allowed to die in prison, encouraged to kill themselves by their loved ones, buried under the wrong name by their families.

artist is Pepe Larraz! he's unbeatable.

House of X 3!!

okay maybe i'm back for real

(she's still alive)

me and my 2 most trusted friends-with-benefits showing up 10 minutes late and slightly drunk to my mothers funeral

YOU'RE HERE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN OH MY GOD

i haven't opened this app for several months but several people are already in my dms, think i'm gonna lean in and hang out for a bit

last night we learned that for me first base is making a stranger drink my blood

HAD SEX

this is, in its very nature, a hopeful act

happy birthday jay!!!!

i don't deal in semantics

those out of touch academics have known for years

i haven't seen the movie(s) is he a doctor of oncology

i can medically disprove this claim