The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian

if i had to choose a side at least taylor doesn’t make straight women think it’s ok to refer to their situationships as “trade”

i really couldn’t pick a better duo to represent what feminism looks like under late capitalism than these two. it’s so on the nose it feels scripted

the fact we’re even debating this feels like exactly the kind of distraction these tech ghouls want while they do shit like this:

instead of inventing robo-slurs maybe we should focus on the human beings who are making our lives worse by forcing this tech on us, idk just a thought

personally i think it’s more useful to criticize the people making our lives worse by forcing these technologies on us but what do i know

i'm going to keep summoning her whenever she is needed.

every time i’m in williamsburg im like “oh yeah this is why i don’t know any straight people”

working on a Lynchian unified theory where Taylor Swift and Charlie XCX represent opposite aesthetic ends of the west’s cultural decline toward vapid consumerism in its final form. cleangirl vs. meangirl duking it out in the ruins of end-stage capitalism

im a fan of her froggy hat

exactlyyyy

on one hand i love absurdism and dada and all that, but sometimes our contemporary meme culture veers way to hard into cynical nihilism. if that’s all you consume then of course you will come to believe that everything is pointless.

i’m anti-“brainrot” i don't want my brain to rot. i want art that inspires me to keep engaging with the world and reminds us of our connection & responsibility to the people in it, even those we’ve never met

i fucking despise this yes

everything about fascist ideologies is forced. in the past, zionists created the illusion of widespread support by enforcing absolute fealty through social institutions & media. now the most live-streamed genocide in history has made that untenable. so it’s back to good old-fashioned Hard Power

everything about the tiktok situation proves that when the tools of manufacturing consent have failed, the state will simply force its ideas with the threat of violence.

they know genocide is unpopular & they they can’t change public opinion. so they create conditions that simply coerce compliance.

is there something about becoming a CEO that makes one’s brain incapable of making this distinction

[imperial boomerang intensifies]

When you take a leadership position, that means that when people have complaints, they will lay them at your feet. Calling that “harassment” is an announcement of incompetence and weakness.

You want people to populate your site/protocol where people share opinions, Jay …

in any case i will never forgive the theater gays for “cuomosexual”

i feel a lot of this is less about cringe and more about having terminal main character syndrome & narcissistic tendencies

it’s fascinating seeing people shift toward the reactionary victim mentality once they hold a modicum of power and become unable / unwilling to distinguish criticism from harassment

mocking your users for expressing legitimate concerns while offering no practical solutions is definitely a winning pr strategy in my experience

i’m writing something about the tech industry’s desperate attempts to force people to use “AI” - please send me your favorite / most stupid examples of this!

i feel bad for bisexuals being constantly asked to condemn bari weis on top of everything else they deal with

(allegedly)

none of her career achievements will ever surpass that one time she had the most cursed threesome in history with Ira Glass and his ex-wife

a cartoon of sailor moon eating a donut and making a face . ALT: a cartoon of sailor moon eating a donut and making a face .

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getting cowlicks in your 30s is so embarassing. like what is this, am i an anime character who’s late to school

your imaginary friend who uses too much electricity is now also annoying