amelia

size jack, duh

has anyone else noticed that huge red healthbar that appeared at the top of their HUD today?

it’s just very funny to see people whinge about women and brown people and THE GAYS being in their beloved war crime simulator when Tom Clancy has always been associated with “WE NEED A MORE DIVERSE MILITARY FOR INVADING IRAN”

im a certified window opener now

that fresh air hits different as fuck

holy fuck the leaked BF6 soundtrack is *incredible*

like true BF3 / BF4 level quality and vibes

am i really about to start hoping my former abusive spouse has really changed this time....

truly only the worst things arrive over SMS

havent ridden a kawasaki hoon machine in a week my hands are shaking from supermoto withdrawals

dude

clutchless upshifting

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

who the fuck needs a quickshifter when you can just REV-chop-click-REV HARDER

genuinely amazing to start from a stoplight and just hit it like GEAR. GEAR. GEAR. GEAR. GEAR.

maybe only hugging my gf feels better

can royal enfield stop fucking throwing please

theyre just kicking themselves in the nuts with every new generation of bikes

me when I ghost anyone who shares my blood and about 80% my mind-bending unstoppable bouts of mental agony and fear and dread and the feeling that death is standing over me in my sleep just disappear

dude her legs when she's on the rowing machine. I'm going to scream

me when I make a transmisogynistic post because it's kinda funny / true

the lgbtq version of "who has the streaming service with that show again" is "which trans woman has that on her jellyfin"

i had a hard time finding perfect neutral long sleeved black tees and i must find more

sad about the many shirts i cannot wear anymore because theyve become uhm. uncomfortably tight. around my chest and shoulder blades

tedonitis-having bitches love the thinkpad nipple

mourning her loss again (production of the Yamaha WR250X)

I mean I'm not surprised that it's a fisher price toy riveted on top of something actually capable, but experiencing the fisher price layer before talking to The Computer sucked nuts

I've finally had to work with MacOS in a forensics context at work

what a joke

THIS. CANNOT. CONTINUE.

it feels really good to dive back in after taking a long break from working on my lab. i set up the infrastructure to let things run like a clock with minimal supervision and it paid off, because nothing exploded while i was in burnout mode and now i can pickup right where i left off

im on the game

literally 1 morning off meds and I post like 3 times versus usually posting once a week

I'm off my meds today because pharmacy is a fuck and jesus christ I forget how bad my adhd is sometimes

oh god im so obnoxious on my girlfriends misskey instance

my evil plan is working... my measurements are going down but my weight is staying the same

Syncing "Dracula Flow" over a D Beat is better than any Misfits song anyway. Stop listening to embarrassing music for 13 year olds, grow up and listen to embarrassing music for 19 year olds like Minor Threat

as a great man once said on the Awful Site