Abdullah

Just finished the latest main quest of WuWa and honest to God this was all I could think of. Well, that and Cantarella's huge... part in the story.

Oh great, apparently Muskrat stuck his dick in a server and now the whole site is out of whack. Tremendous

Someone spilled spot remover on their dog. Now it's gone

"what about (insert someone's favorite here)?"
They're the first one on that list

May I say that one of the fastest ways to make me lose interest in your story is to make one of the protagonists a rich kid and then have them whine and complain about how hard their life is? Because then I'll grab that invisible flying dick and start jerking it hard and fast. Ya know, in solidarity

That "do it for her" meme but with Noelle from Genshin Impact. Or as you most likely know it as: genshit

By @noelletimely on Twitter

*crawling*
AIR!
*gasping*
WATER!
*pleading*
NOELLE CONTENT!

"why hasn't he been here?"
My arm has been hurting like hell since forever, but it's better now.

I honestly don't know what to do with this account. I guess I'm biding my time until the bird finally kicks the bucket. Hopefully sooner than later.

Calling Haitham Hiroshi was the best running joke I've ever come up with. Well technically second best

Hopefully we'll both get what we want sooner than later

I need a job, like, yesterday. I'm tired of this shit

People of low skill level should take ibuamateurfen first

A restaurant's wireless network is called Wi-Fri

Our dinner a few days ago was Alfredo sauce pasta.

العشاء كان "ألفريدو" من نوعه

Natlan's who thing is that they're at war with the Abyss.

I'm on the side of the Abyss.

An obtrusive old Japanese woman is called an obaastacle

Drink school and stay in milk

As a tired person, you come to realize that "I want to give a shit about this" is sometimes the best praise you can give something. Like, I want to like it but I can't move at the same pace as everyone else and I can't handle another bitter disappointment.

That's another nice way of putting it

What they don't tell you about puns and wordplays is that they're good for you, they are exercises in thinking outside the box, and your reward for them is a laugh. They're the mental equivalent of a rat going through a maze and getting a little treat for its troubles.

Fried Ribs? Sure

It was the best of Shires
It was the Worcestershires

Every day I feel the age-old message of "respect your readers because they're more intelligent than you think" seems to be eroding rapidly over time.

When Animorphs ended, fans were vocal about how they didn't like the depressing ending.

K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read.

It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."

"unlike the other site, you don't have to censor words that would usually attract attention here" they said

📌

Average WuWa conversation:

Character: "this situation is rather perplexing. Rover, what do you think?"

Rover: "vroom vroom."

I meme, therefore I am

a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " Alt: On a black background, a carroony burning shooting star is leaving a trail of rainbow behind it with the words "the more you know" on top. It's kind of a meme at this point.

Apparently humans are like pigs physiologically. Which means that by extention you, yes you, taste like pork.

The more you know 🎶

Black and white photo of a white man in wide lapel pinstriped suit, looking affectionately down at two shorthaired tabby cats that he holds under his arms. He’s in a living room with bold floral wallpaper.

The back of this reads “Daddy with Pinky and Billy” 💕 Photo from my collection, no further info.