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@sameerjoseph1.bsky.social

πŸ§‘πŸΎβ€πŸ’ΌProfessional Nerd #wotcstaff πŸ«±πŸ»β€πŸ«²πŸΎInclusion and Purpose Commander and Chief Brown πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή My Views are mine, and mine alone Check out The New Perspectives Grant Program! https://magic.gg/news/magiccon-new-perspectives-grant-program

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Oh yeah! I’m getting my toes checked out

11.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel that my deductible is already full but i’ve been going so much this year

11.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate going to the doctor, it’s so hard, but so important! I want Hobbes around for many years to come so thank you for taking care of number 1 ❀️

11.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i could fuck up some chocolate milk rn

09.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a close up of a mask on a chair with a floral pattern ALT: a close up of a mask on a chair with a floral pattern
09.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

8 billion people connected, by one plastic chair

09.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And they saw it from the heavens above πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή

09.02.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And the game ends with 0:12 sec left

09.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We do it for those who are yet to come

09.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE WHITE PLASTIC CHAIRS! I’m losing my shit

09.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dude trench crusade has brown people and if i don’t figure out how they work in this game im going to rage in the cage

09.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole #BadBunny halftime show is celebrating the Puerto Rican experience that white people wouldn't know about. ESPECIALLY MAGA folks. He's lengthening the table, not closing the door, if people are willing to do the barest minimum of work to understand what's going on.

09.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

This whole halftime show has me like:

09.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

What an important time to have a half time show like this! My great grandparents worked in cane fields by day and were pundits by night. History connects us all

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Bad Bunny!?!???

09.02.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bring drunk at your friends bar during the super bowl trying to figure out how to a new tabletop war game works is not the move

09.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One win for a brown man is a win for all of us! Be loud and be proud! especially right now!

09.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations! Well deserved!

09.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ΒΏpuedo ir al bano?

09.02.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only thing worse then a Jesus ad is a mortgage ad

09.02.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a pikachu is standing in front of a person 's feet ALT: a pikachu is standing in front of a person 's feet

(idk what’s being said)

09.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my hate has always been stronger then my love

09.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We lost 19 of our best pilots

09.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No Kings includes Draft Kings

08.02.2026 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 25918    πŸ” 6074    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 111

some of us haven’t forgotten 🫑

09.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Next time im in the neighborhood ill make time for it

08.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s jump scares that ruin me so i’ll give those a shot!

07.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes you should apply. Mutuals hit me up if you need advice!

06.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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