Anyone want to go in with me on a seaside Gaza timeshare?

05.02.2025 16:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LIFE HACK! Bring a fanny pack for air travel, so after you get through security you can have your Ativan, mini booze bottles, and handiwipes within reach at all times! (And the sartorial allure of the fanny pack will likely lead to meeting many new friends; especially the ladies.)

04.01.2025 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DON’T JUDGE ME

01.01.2025 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How come y’all didn’t tell me the Willy Wonka movie is INSANE?!!

01.01.2025 03:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hopefully it’s soon so they can take advantage of the McRib

28.12.2024 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey if the Menendez bros get out of prison, who wants to make signs with me and greet them at the gates?

28.12.2024 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

RIP

28.12.2024 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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What TV ads would you rather avoid when watching sports?
A) gambling apps
B) men’s deodorant for their genitals

20.12.2024 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What kind of medal do I earn for making sure I don’t go more than a week before washing my water bottle?

15.12.2024 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey Instagram, it’s “WHOM” you might know…

12.12.2024 14:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0