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missed opportunity to use the word “sniff”

They said im in the top 1% of listeners to women

right?? it must be due to the love of the game 😌👀

football announcers sound soo excited when they yell “touchdown!!!” like no matter which team scored, they’re just thrilled to see any touchdown

when it’s time to go to the airport, the man with space in his suitcase is king

being at square one sucks. i hope i don’t end up back here

ask chatgpt:

- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse

ask a hot girl:

- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world

Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

the siren song of an airport tub of pesto pasta…

"Jucika is cold" We're also hosting an emergency fundraiser to help us fund a kidney removal, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and needs as much support as possible, any bit helps, please consider sharing or supporting, the link is in the post below

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

reminder: the headless horseman actually has no damn clue where he’s going

dust bowl husband: i'm home

dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?

My take on the World Series? I support Shohei Ohtani’s role as global ambassador for Oi Ocha. I’m a regular Ito En drinker and I agree with Ohtani’s take: “So much is happening these days. It makes sense to take a break for green tea.”

Sometimes when I play the drums I think about how mad the Whiplash guy would be at me. He’d wanna kill me and harm me for my interpretations.

a window. window header: americans graphics in window: hatless abraham lincoln standing among egyptians, looking stern, pyramids in the background. text box below: 'your civilization makes us laugh. we will agree not to crush your worthless civilization in exchange for the secret of horseback riding.' options: 1'we ignore your hollow threats' give secret to horseback riding

sid meier's civnet, magazine screenshot (1996) archive.org/details/CGW1...

Google’s AI Overview for my google search “i love my kirby wife”: The user is expressing affection for their spouse in a creative and playful way, possibly referring to the character ChuChu from the Kirby series due to her infatuation with the character Kirby, or perhaps just using "Kirby" as a term of endearment. ® Here are a few possible interpretations of "i love my kirby wife": • You're using "Kirby" as a nickname: You might call your wife "Kirby" or have a pet name related to the character. This is a common way to express affection through a shared interest or a cute nickname. • You're referencing the character ChuChu: If you are a fan of the Kirby series, you might be referring to ChuChu, the octopus character who is infatuated with Kirby. In this case, you are playfully comparing your wife to the character. • You're referring to a different "Kirby": You might be thinking of someone with the last name Kirby, like the wife of coach Kirby Smart or a person you know with the last name Kirby. • It's a creative expression of love: Simply put, you may just be using the phrase to express your love in a unique and fun way. If you're interested in learning more about ChuChu, you can find information about her on the Kirby Wiki | Fandom. ChuChu - Kirby Wiki - Fandom ChuChu is a pink octopus with a arge red bow on the back of her... Dive deeper in Al Mode

a pic of kirby wearing a wedding veil with the text “i love my kirby wife”

this is dogshit lmao i just wanted to find a pic of my kirby wife

you want me to teach my child stem? that sounds like something a plant would say…

what's the opposite of clean up nice. i dirty down severely.

bro not the hour of the wolf againnn 😔

gottem

for referees, i bet it feels soo good to uphold the ruling on the field 😌

omg he’s safe and loving it haha 😌🙏🦭

yesss this guy breathes ☝️😌

counting breaths down from 100 is the thinking man’s roguelike

if nobody got me, i know counting backwards from 100 got me

i didn’t say “i hope we have fun,” i said “i hope me have fun” 😏

That one bro who always finds a way to become coated by dangerous and unknown biofilms 🙄😂