Cappuccino of spontaneous combustion

Nah, no children, use figure skaters instead XD

Conga sliding could be so many events

Backwards slalom!

The flowers are coming out on the banks around my bus stop 🌷🌼🌸

(I *also* don't think that a Gladiator should do more than one event per episode)

((I ALSO also think they need to FIX THE FUCKING SHOES))

(As pleased as I am to have Suspension Bridge back, having that and Collision in the same episode feels a bit badly thought out (yes I know the logistics will be easier like this but still)) /end Gladiators post

Pendulum. Three iced coffees. Looming deadline.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

The year is 2098. Nuclear war has devastated the lands, causing total ecological collapse and the end of civilisation - and yet curling continues over on BBC Two #WinterOlympics

I have already finished two iced coffees and am considering getting a third delivered

Hmm, I know I'm stressed because I can only say things out loud if I sneak up on my thoughts... 😬

BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

Qwop-likes?

Sitting in my living room occasionally just joyfully yelling BIG SPIN!!! at my TV. I love the sliding Olympics XD

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Oh my god the sun is out

I have not seen us slide well, but I was watching on delay so haven't seen the end of the sliding from earlier

I find it particularly funny that only one venue in the Winter Olympics is referred to as "the sliding centre", like, my dude, what do you think the rest of these sports are, it's the goddamn Sliding Olympics XD

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

In honor of Women's History Month, I'll be giving a handful of talks at eight different San Antonio Public Library branches throughout March! Come explore the long and fascinating history of women in motorsport with me!

Head to the link in my bio (or go right to my website) for more details.

Good morning from the superior Use Your Illusion

The rivalry with Mighty Morphin Power Celtic seldom gets mentioned.

It is if it’s quicker than not doing that!

Atmospheric shot of a waterfall at dusk: This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.

Who the fuck whistles on a crowded bus

Who the fuck whistles on a crowded bus

I overslept horribly and I have the hygienist, I really should be too...

Too many ppl in the office to watch the sliding 😭

BBC News headlines: Education School caterers 'confident' of meat Missing children data 'worrying'

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.