Jimmy

Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters

IIRC, if The Rapture really happens it’s honestly going to be great down here for a thousand years until everyone gets thrown into the lake of fire. A thousand years without these assholes! It’s actually a pretty good deal!

Charlie in Charge

Bad boy Kirk was the Fonzi of the right, but with his critics getting ousted from their jobs faster than Scott Baio got banned from the Playboy Mansion, it seems like these happy days of mourning have jumped the shark.

by Maureen Dowd

There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age

This guy sucks so bad he won’t even let people have one of the worst cakes there is

On-screen credit in a Yellowjackets episode: Written by Libby Hill & Emily St. James.

The MARCH of EMILY continues

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X engineers clocking in this morning

If you ask an AI to extrapolate global warming trends based on all available data, and then ask it to try again — based on the last five accelerated years of warming — neither set matches NASA’s actual data, which is *worse.*

Absolute collapse of society in less than 25 years. Jesus fucking christ

George Soros has stepped sending me checks, anyone else experiencing this

I promise that if you give me all of Elon Musk's money I would just STFU and go enjoy myself and give a lot of it away to good causes.

Last Days of Pompeo?

So, far, Washington is fiddling while Emperor Donald burns it. But if Iranian gladiators send his former SoS on a permanent Roman holiday, would the eruption be big enough to send us all over the Rubicon?

by Maureen Dowd

The hitter youth sure

Whether it’s Trump pardoning cop-beaters and online drug kingpins or Harris being a former prosecutor but giving off “defund the police” vibes, both sides inspire concern in the law enforcement community.

This is the stuff they feed the cult to keep them from noticing that the only reason why they wanted power was to stay out of prison, have immunity from prosecution, then use the levers of power to enrich themselves exponentially faster than any group of people in human history.

he did it twice just in case

Severance should be a sunday night show. who do i talk to about this.

we ARE the ~pink opaque~

@mrblackfrancis.bsky.social They Might Be Giants say hi

I think we may be near the end of civilization

Lindsay, Tobias, and an unseen person struggle to push a live white goose into an open oven using large, colorful cardboard signs. Lindsay leans forward determinedly, her hair falling over her face, while Tobias looks on through his round glasses, holding one of the signs. The goose resists, its body facing the oven but neck craned upward, mid-quack. Yellow subtitles read: “-In you go! -(loud quacking).”

Time to start the bird

I hate thanksgiving

All Born Screaming Spanish version is a really strange project

I’m using this app reluctantly but I’ll never leave twitter. I have too much invested.

I think the Dead Herman Cain account should be allowed on here

SUPERTRAMP: take a look at my girlfriend

ME: can do

SUPERTRAMP: don’t you look at my girlfriend!!!

ME: what’s happening

because their fans don’t work

why is it so hot @ the grateful dead show ?

Maybe I should start using this app more

bored