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Reserve Aptera Reserve Reserve Aptera |

So, Aptera just went public, they're saying they've secured the funds to start production!

If you want one, maybe consider using my referral code:

aptera.us/reserve?refe...

Reserve on, get a discount through me on that, I get a referral discount

19.10.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No AI is what i meant

Well played, autocorrect

Well played

19.10.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Spice Frontier: Escape From Veltegar | Animated Pilot Episode
YouTube video by Steamroller Stories Spice Frontier: Escape From Veltegar | Animated Pilot Episode

This is pretty fun!

youtu.be/SeAqnHywrx8?...

No way I as far as I can see, looks like they're using the unreal engine for the 3D animations, it's pretty nice work!

19.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the way things work is that you can stop talking about that bad thing you did after you've apologized to everyone, they accept it, and you fixed as much of what you broke as you could

I think this also applies to countries

18.10.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two bears standing on a roadside, appearing to be roaring at each other. A yellow road sign is visible in the background.

Two bears standing on a roadside, appearing to be roaring at each other. A yellow road sign is visible in the background.

members of the all-bear comedy mime troupe β€œursa medium” seen here practicing their β€œtwo friends carrying a heavy box” routine

17.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4
A large pig, surrounded behind in a semicircle of 5 dogs, sit on a rug in a living room, facing the camera.

A large pig, surrounded behind in a semicircle of 5 dogs, sit on a rug in a living room, facing the camera.

β€œI don’t think you understand. This place? It belongs to me and my friends now. You can either leave through the door, or through the window. Capeesh?”

17.10.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3369    πŸ” 385    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 29
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way.
Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto-

Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen.
Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic?

Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all.
Extremely realistic Green: Of course.

Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion.
Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag?
Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way. Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto- Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen. Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic? Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all. Extremely realistic Green: Of course. Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion. Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag? Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.

17.10.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12381    πŸ” 3465    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 34

Back when posting was good

17.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6704    πŸ” 892    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 29

Also a true thing, but this is different

I attribute it to bro-ey "move fast and break things" culture combined with an insistence to not finish a product not only before launch, but ever

And then layer on a "Sure, we'll lose some of them, but most customers will stay no matter how we treat them"

16.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In other news:

I am SO tired of companies just changing things with no care to the consequences

How is it that WD thinks it's ok to push firmware updates and use a drive fail state as a user notification?

End of year, I'm finally getting out of bed with WD NAS

SUUUUUUCH junk

16.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When newspapers were king, it was "Don't believe everything you read"

Today, I suspect it ought to be

"Don't read everything you see"

16.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you're sleepy but you get the job done anyway.

16.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I'll play, but with TV

- Breaking Bread
- Fleabaguette
- Law & Order: BLT
- Kate & Bialy
- In The Wheat of the Night
- The Vanderpumpernickel Rules
- Babka Newhart
- Tic Tac Sourdough

16.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There our society has decided are not allowed:

- Can't sell your organs
- Can't agree to a contract that results in your death
- Children can't sign binding contracts
- Can't secretly buy life insurance on your spouse

Now let's think of all the other things we could say no to as a society

15.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez)

15.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3364    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 23
A brown striped cat wearing a green apron and appearing to be looking over some laundry.

A brown striped cat wearing a green apron and appearing to be looking over some laundry.

A brown striped cat wearing a green apron and appearing to be looking over some dishes in a sink.

A brown striped cat wearing a green apron and appearing to be looking over some dishes in a sink.

A brown striped cat wearing a green apron and appearing to be looking over some dishes in a sink.

A brown striped cat wearing a green apron and appearing to be looking over some dishes in a sink.

Helping out.

πŸ“Έ Aycute99

15.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

If you watched episodes of Black Mirror and thought

"Thank goodness that will never happen!"

Well, buddy, I don't know what to tell you

Enjoy the remaining time when that will be true, I guess

15.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this is the beginning of raccoon Goodfellas

15.10.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Day164 of photoshopping @lastweektonight.com's John Oliver with fossils in the hopes that he saves the Paleontological Research Institution

PRI's current entryway decoration is fossil bivalves Ptychopteria (Cornellites) fasciculata, but perhaps a bust of John (H. sapiens) if he helps? #SavePRI πŸ¦‘βš’οΈπŸ§ͺ

15.10.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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The original β€œMatt Foley, Motivational Speaker” sketch at The Second City in Chicago in β€˜90 with Chris Farley, Jill Talley, Bob Odenkirk, Holly Wortell and Tim Meadows. Killed every single night. Tim is on β€œColbert” tonight by the way.

14.10.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Let me know when they're free

15.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like corporate apologist claptrap

Have we not learned from the past?

Idealism in the face of corporate profit will always lose

The only reason companies want to do this is to make more money

Period

15.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Zebby. He finally managed to catch his tail. Super proud of the accomplishment and would like to pretend no one saw the part right after. 12/10 (IG: zebbythegolden)

14.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6076    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 32

Glad to see I'm not the only one getting regularly distracted for an hour from a task because this or that tool has decided this is the day it will fail in some way that requires debugging

Why is it that most companies don't actually finish their products before upgrading them?

14.10.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey and white cat wearing a snazzy straw hat with a red ribbon and a pink bow in it.

A grey and white cat wearing a snazzy straw hat with a red ribbon and a pink bow in it.

I am once again asking you not to buy a mono-rail from this man.

πŸ“Έ kokonananya

13.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 404    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
Hairy balls milkweed, showing large round balls that are in fact hairy

Hairy balls milkweed, showing large round balls that are in fact hairy

You might wonder how they landed on β€œhairy balls milkweed” as a name but then you see it and:

13.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

What do we think *will* cause the bubble to pop?

It helps that most of these tools are far from perfect, but the cheap/free LLMs that we could download are doing just fine for scammers and AI slop on YouTube

12.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Spider-Man: Rock Reflections Of A Superhero – Bizarre Albums – Podcast A Marvel Comics licensing executive approaches a new record label about doing a series of Marvel character albums. This is the story of Spider-Man: Rock Reflections Of A Superhero, from 1976.Support t...

podtail.com/podcast/biza...

12.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or maybe a scam?

They never sent out a survey, which they could use to get this info, so it's weird they are asking in this way

Lesson either way: in a world where anything weird could be a phishing scam, if you REALLY need some info, at "least" don't put the "request" in "quotes"

12.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Received from a KS creator:

I am contacting each of you to request a "Telephone" Number for your packages. While Kickstarter does NOT ask for this information... New era of shipping with Tariffs, VAT Taxes and generally any tracked package requires a "Telephone" Number.

Weird, right? Like it's AI?

12.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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