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husband came in looking depressed, announced "i think charles leclerc is engaged :(", then proceeded to show me beautiful, blatantly obvious engagement photos. moment of silence for kris everyone. if you don't honour it i'll blow this whole building up

me hitting it with psychic moves like some sort of type chart obeying CLOWN... ... ...

hate looking up shit for new video games now because all the results are fucking COPY PASTED LIES!!! brought to you by me playing pokemon legends z-a, a game for babies, and being stumped by poison mud which does not clear with the associated moves suggested

internet went down during my lunch break and has conveniently realived itself just in time for me to continue working. yaaaaaaay 😖

ok this album is near-exclusively skips despite resolving the ttpd problem of 40000 songs, nvm. cancelled! and honey are okay and by the time i got there i'd kind of lost the will to live, absolutely incredible

sat down to listen to the new ts album but i've been ASSAULTED with the internet advising that one of the songs is about shagging big trav... i focused on erotic fiction for my masters thesis, i tell myself bravely as i click

WFH is just Kris wandering into the living room on occasion to announce that he's found his new favourite composer, then proceeds to crank up the volume on "saxophone with a plastic tube in it.mp3"

got told off by my colleagues for saying jag instead of jab... this is central belt erasure

logging onto tumblr and seeing people reblog gifsets of emmerdale. did turning 33 cause me to develop some sort of primetime soap psychosis

husband is in finland this week for a music festival as a scottish delegate and some norwegians asked him "we're not being racist, but why aren't you ginger" 😭 ruining nordic dreams one disappointingly blond scottish guy at a time

ever type out a whole reddit comment pointing out that choice feminism should not be being uncritically espoused as a net good in 2025, then realise you might as well be talking to a collective internet wall and delete it without posting. i have

heard someone making an annoying ass noise in the office so looked up with my greatest scowl. it was an infant. 1) sorry infant 2) even so get out

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watching buffy the vampire slayer properly for the first time. you know how we all made fun of riverdale's dialogue... i'm seeing where the problem originated

hate the twee ass news coverage scotland gets every time we're cursed with a tru/mp visit. oh we love scotland, stick it to him hahahaha tru/mp is still a cunt 🤣🤣🤣, when actually "sticking it" to anything would be not wasting taxpayer money hosting the aforementioned cunt in the first place

goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

i mean it would be stupid to hate second person for this also but it would make MORE sense. or is this why people got so insanely mad at that woman who tweeted about having a nice morning with her husband, because everything in first person is about ME SPECIFICALLY

adult human admitting that books in first person "ruin their immersion" because "I wouldn't do that" which makes them inherently less good. i thought it was a jape or that they were thinking of second person, but no

There is a man across from me at the airport, businessman type, reading Red White and Royal Blue though. Charming

Nothing like an airport to remind you that having children looks like hell on earth

The carefully edited crying super cuts are especially bizarre. Like damn did importing all 40 of these into LumaFusion not have you thinking whoa I need to chill out at all… no… ?

my real boomer opinion is people posting videos of themselves crying makes me feel physically unwell. like… I’d simply kill myself before opening the camera app to make my hysterical sobbing session even worse by forcing myself to gaze upon my own blotchy visage

There's not a more repellent phrase in modern slang than "yucking someone's yum."

ran out of audiobook listening hours for the month on spotify and acted all affronted like i'm not listening to the most dogwater serial-numbers-filed-off fanfic-cum-romance novels imaginable 90% of the time

Like “F1: The Movie,” all movies should have the subtitle “The Movie.” It’s just honest

posts on legal advice subreddits are either "here's a sensitive situation i should not be detailing online in any way" or "HOW DO I SUE UBEREATS FOR MY TAKEAWAY BEING COLD!!!!!", no in-between

Kind of day where I’m just playing Some Girls by Rachel Stevens on a loop

first time for everything: ordered a hoodie from japan in an L without checking the size guide because lmao whatever it'll fit, i've ordered clothes from japan a million times and they're always tiny. turns out it fits kris better than me :(

“he wrote: “I thought it was quite normal to take a break from writing at two in the morning, saunter down to the piers, and have sex with 20 men in a truck”

no more posting about any of those “writing routines of famous writers” unless it’s Edmund White’s