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BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

Nephenee gaming!

Screenshot of an exchange in Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance. Nasir: Did you ask him to speak to the king? Ike: He was most emphatic in his refusal.

This is one of Ike's lines from Path of Radiance that I really like. Brawl and FEH kind of make him seem like a bit of a gorilla, but he's actually rather eloquent in his source material.

Nephenee CM

I made this for some reason

*bends backwards on top of a road roller* OUIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video

I finished DK Bananza today. Still got some postgame stuff to look at, but even without doing it yet I believe I'm right in saying that this might have been one of Nintendo's actual finest games.

fuck the olympics, bro, rogue squadron needs you

Horseshoe crab colored to look like Nephenee's helmet :)

Can I suggest horseshoe crab nephenee for fire emblem shadows

Update: It was better. Got it for £18 and finished it. Yay. Still a bit annoyed I didn't finish it when it was part of the Switch Online membership perks, but hey.

I was sceptical but actually if you play with the sound levels it does sound like he might have.

Sorry but I'm going to ruin another one of your favourite tunes forever

Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, in which I feed Nephenee (best girl) the Vantage scroll so that she has two skills that work in tandem.

Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, showing Rhys promoting to Bishop. His stats are mid because I did this at Lv. 10.

Preparations for the desert map, because I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere, and I only have two mages.
Nephenee gaming, and also I feed Rhys some bonus EXP and a Master Seal because Tellius lets you promote at Lv.21 so most units won't need one.

Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, in which Deghinsea appears. Look, the GH is like that because that makes it a hard G and not like Dejinsea. Dheginsea with a DH is entirely redundant.

I've chosen to play the PAL version because I only accept the above spelling of Deghinsea. I don't know if the NTSC version started getting it wrong in FE9 or FE10, but I'm not taking any chances.

Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, showcasing the first appearance of Hetzel. Like Lekain, he is also a bar steward who becomes more important in the sequel.

Enter Other Bastard, stage right

Screenshot of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, showcasing the first appearance of Lekain. He's a right bar steward.

Enter Bastard, stage right

Boat Hell took three goes. One because I briefly left the cabin unguarded and a crow swooced right in, two because the enemy targeted Astrid on turn 1 and that was some bollocks, three to win.

We like older women!

Oh god, did they use a different clown in the American Tomo Life Direct? I'm going to have to watch it again to understand all the memes.

GAY RIGHTS AND CLOWNJOBS FOR ALL

Fire Emblem Heroes - Choose Your Legends: Round 10 - Ismaire Want to see your favorite Heroes in special outfits? It's time to make your choice again!

I picked Ismaire in the Fire Emblem Heroes Choose Your Legends event!
The top four Heroes will appear in special outfits, so support your favorite on the website now!
vote10.campaigns.fire-emblem-heroes.com/en-GB/cyl/he...
#FEChoose2026 #SupportingIsmaire

Fire Emblem Heroes - Choose Your Legends: Round 10 - Catria Want to see your favorite Heroes in special outfits? It's time to make your choice again!

I picked Catria in the Fire Emblem Heroes Choose Your Legends event!
The top four Heroes will appear in special outfits, so support your favorite on the website now!
vote10.campaigns.fire-emblem-heroes.com/en-GB/cyl/he...
#FEChoose2026 #SupportingCatria

Fire Emblem Heroes - Choose Your Legends: Round 10 - Cordelia Want to see your favorite Heroes in special outfits? It's time to make your choice again!

I picked Cordelia in the Fire Emblem Heroes Choose Your Legends event!
The top four Heroes will appear in special outfits, so support your favorite on the website now!
vote10.campaigns.fire-emblem-heroes.com/en-GB/cyl/he...
#FEChoose2026 #SupportingCordelia

got my dick sucked at mos eisely, call that anchorhead

Phat if true