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@parsonsworkshop.bsky.social

Just a dad with too many domains & not enough time. Building ideas, brands & bad puns — with quiet determination. Design. Writing. Fatherhood. Whatever’s next. (Just act like this is a clever bio please!)

162 Followers  |  352 Following  |  137 Posts  |  Joined: 13.01.2025  |  1.8403

Latest posts by parsonsworkshop.bsky.social on Bluesky

Last night I told a client that if they wanted someone that was willing to work with unknowns (ie. Asking if an ad was finished without giving the dimensions of said ad, despite being asked 3 times) That they were welcome to go find someone else.
Their response: Ok

03.09.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As I migrate and consolidate accounts, I’m pretty sure my current love language is @proton.me

03.08.2025 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deciding to cut ties with a client who refuses to help me, help them is really bringing me to the edge of accepting it’s time to hang up the “freelancer” hat and move on to other things.

01.08.2025 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m over here trying to wrangle the toddler while my wife is over there picking up other moms.

25.07.2025 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The amount of happiness I just caused my wife to have by letting her know there is a CiCi's Pizza in Greenville, SC has to rank in the top 5 of all time.

23.07.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have never seen people so obsessed about breaking down every line of a balance sheet for a film as they are about #Superman

I guess when desperation strikes to maintain a narrative, you will turn over every imaginable rock for an attempted “win”

20.07.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Illustration of a lion's head, full mane, wearing a crown and a gold chain, which has a stuffed toy donkey hanging from it.

Illustration of a lion's head, full mane, wearing a crown and a gold chain, which has a stuffed toy donkey hanging from it.

The Royals - Little League Team Logo

Yes, that is a gold chain with a stuffed toy donkey attached. The team call it their "swamp donkey" which is awarded to the team member who gets the best hit of the game.
#sportslogo #mascotdesign

20.07.2025 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my pet peeves?
I can’t strand when people say “ideal” instead of “idea”

As in “the ideal of this document is to help with certain situations”

Which I just had to sit through hearing!

17.07.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So the equivalent to this account over on X has zero followers, and I’ll be honest, it doesn’t bother me. I find it almost liberating

16.07.2025 14:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lots of windshield time today (but plenty of going in and out of service)
So I make no promises regarding the quality of content today 😇

16.07.2025 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My social media manager isn’t really doing much tonight…

16.07.2025 02:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My wife’s first comment after seeing #Superman

“What I would let that man and his dimples doe to me!”

13.07.2025 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking of starting a Dynasty with a smaller school.
Looking for suggestions! #CFB26

13.07.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, I can’t argue that logic

12.07.2025 00:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not me sitting here realizing I’ve yet to actually share any projects!!

Don’t let anyone tell you I’m not a master of social media!!

12.07.2025 00:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seriously, why do all guys in fantasy books have giant dicks?
Why can’t they just have a modest average one once in a while?
#booksky

11.07.2025 22:59 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been consolidating accounts on another platform to make my footprint smaller over there, and the number of inactive accounts that were still being followed is crazy!

11.07.2025 18:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.”

11.07.2025 15:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do think I’ll change this account to my domain once I reach 200 followers.
For no other reason than to say I did.

08.07.2025 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My other account has 6 more followers than this one.
So I’ve clearly been burning it up and have mastered this whole @bsky.app thing!!

08.07.2025 16:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve said it before and I’m sure to say it again: I need to use this account more

16.06.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How is everyone on this fine day?

28.05.2025 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been quiet on here lately. Life’s been full of other responsibilities, which hasn’t left much room for the fun creative stuff. Hoping to get back to building soon.
#ParsonsWorks #CreativePause

12.05.2025 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Working on a few personal projects and I’m realizing how poor my patience is in “ the process”
I used to love the process, but anymore I don’t even have the patience to 3D print anything that takes over like 8hrs.
I need to find the love of the process again.

24.04.2025 16:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Trailer | Only in Theaters July 25
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Trailer | Only in Theaters July 25

The Fantastic Four: First Steps | Official Trailer!
youtu.be/pAsmrKyMqaA?...

17.04.2025 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Again, I am in LOVE with this film’s marketing!!
#F4 #FantasticFour

17.04.2025 15:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve never watched 1 episode of Black Mirror but strongly considering starting it.

10.04.2025 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m jealous of people who are part of a D&D group.

10.04.2025 15:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Another night, another flyer change for a client…

10.04.2025 04:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When life has been nothing but chaos for the past 5 days, then you realize you have last night's episode of #DaredevilBornAgain that you can watch!

10.04.2025 02:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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