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@gregtwo.bsky.social

former mall goth

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08.08.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3739    πŸ” 1212    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 30
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downloading this before a flight is solidarity

28.06.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12568    πŸ” 1822    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 68

All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight

28.06.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 24404    πŸ” 3834    πŸ’¬ 953    πŸ“Œ 242
Illustration of the comedy and tragedy masks, with the crying one blurred out

Illustration of the comedy and tragedy masks, with the crying one blurred out

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

13.06.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4078    πŸ” 780    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 12

Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

13.06.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4223    πŸ” 672    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 25

Speakers at WelcomePAC have mentioned being dunked on by BlueSky posters no less than a dozen times in the first hour alone. This site has broken their brains

04.06.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7193    πŸ” 617    πŸ’¬ 421    πŸ“Œ 660
a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

a rooster standing in front of the door to a KFC restaurant, it looks pissed

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

28.05.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 32650    πŸ” 4547    πŸ’¬ 706    πŸ“Œ 314
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This shit sucks so bad lol. A 5 dollar painting at Ross

28.05.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

28.05.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 19924    πŸ” 3735    πŸ’¬ 597    πŸ“Œ 489
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yes

12.05.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2179    πŸ” 404    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10

John Fetterman came by and took a bite out of the side of our house :(

12.05.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1124    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6
B-boy Jesus

B-boy Jesus

Sneak peak inside day one of the conclave

07.05.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7988    πŸ” 1001    πŸ’¬ 235    πŸ“Œ 82

not the first time cardinals have rawdogged at a conclave

07.05.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
SKELITON'S AND SKULL'S CHILLEN ON DA COVER OF A DOPE ALBUM "SKULL SNAP'S" , GOTTA LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING ITS MORE THAN JUST ONE DRUM BREAK , ANY WAY THE TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER PASTE WITH FORMATTING, DO NOT FORMAT MY PASTE!!!! MOTHER FUCKER" AND IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST AND CONTINUE'S TO BE ONE OF THE WORST "FEATURES" THAT A COMPUTER HAS , NO ONE ON THE DAMB PLANET WANTS TO COPY THE COLOR AND FONT OF SOME OTHER TEXT!!! JUST PUT THE TEXT INTO THE APP AND I CAN CHANGE DA OTHER SHIT IF I WANT! AND AFTER THEY INVENTED "PASTE WITH FORMATING" GUESS WHAT ,INSTEAD OF RECOGNIZING THERE ERROR IN CAUSING A COMPUTER TO FUCK UP INTENTIONALY, THEY MADE THE WHOLE COMPUTER LIKE THAT, IF YOUR IN 2025 THEN YOU SPEND AS MUCH TIME TURNING OFF DA "FEATURES" AND DA "AI" BULL SHYT AS YOU DO USING THE PROGRAM IT SELF! WE MADE FUN OF CLIPPY FOR 20 DAMB YEARS AND AFTER ALL THAT THEY DECIDED EVERY OTHER APP SHOULD ALSO BE FUCKEN CLIPPY!!! I DONT NEED HELP!!!! I DONT NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR THE ONE WHO NEED'S HELP WRITING A LETTER MOTHER FUCKER!!!! DAMB CURLED UP PAPER CLIP PEACE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA I BEEN MAD ABOUT CLIPPY FOR 20 DAMB YEAR'S SO WHAT ITS CALLED HAVING PRINCIPALS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SKELITON'S AND SKULL'S CHILLEN ON DA COVER OF A DOPE ALBUM "SKULL SNAP'S" , GOTTA LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING ITS MORE THAN JUST ONE DRUM BREAK , ANY WAY THE TEXT SAYS "I WILL NEVER PASTE WITH FORMATTING, DO NOT FORMAT MY PASTE!!!! MOTHER FUCKER" AND IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST AND CONTINUE'S TO BE ONE OF THE WORST "FEATURES" THAT A COMPUTER HAS , NO ONE ON THE DAMB PLANET WANTS TO COPY THE COLOR AND FONT OF SOME OTHER TEXT!!! JUST PUT THE TEXT INTO THE APP AND I CAN CHANGE DA OTHER SHIT IF I WANT! AND AFTER THEY INVENTED "PASTE WITH FORMATING" GUESS WHAT ,INSTEAD OF RECOGNIZING THERE ERROR IN CAUSING A COMPUTER TO FUCK UP INTENTIONALY, THEY MADE THE WHOLE COMPUTER LIKE THAT, IF YOUR IN 2025 THEN YOU SPEND AS MUCH TIME TURNING OFF DA "FEATURES" AND DA "AI" BULL SHYT AS YOU DO USING THE PROGRAM IT SELF! WE MADE FUN OF CLIPPY FOR 20 DAMB YEARS AND AFTER ALL THAT THEY DECIDED EVERY OTHER APP SHOULD ALSO BE FUCKEN CLIPPY!!! I DONT NEED HELP!!!! I DONT NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT HELP ME!!!!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR THE ONE WHO NEED'S HELP WRITING A LETTER MOTHER FUCKER!!!! DAMB CURLED UP PAPER CLIP PEACE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA I BEEN MAD ABOUT CLIPPY FOR 20 DAMB YEAR'S SO WHAT ITS CALLED HAVING PRINCIPALS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I WILL NEVER ! - dashare.zone ADMIN

07.05.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 607    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 11
Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video
An Al video of Christopher Pelkey forgave his killer in court in what officials believe was the first use of Al to deliver a victim impact statement.

Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video An Al video of Christopher Pelkey forgave his killer in court in what officials believe was the first use of Al to deliver a victim impact statement.

no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks

07.05.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 18890    πŸ” 3170    πŸ’¬ 615    πŸ“Œ 1191
Bari Weiss
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Yesterday came and went and I didn't even realize the Pulitzer Prizes had been awarded. Amazing how quickly things we venerate can lose their shine.

Bari Weiss @bariweiss Yesterday came and went and I didn't even realize the Pulitzer Prizes had been awarded. Amazing how quickly things we venerate can lose their shine.

Never seen a more "please don't put in the newspaper that I'm mad" tweet in my life

07.05.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 448    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Art by Naoyuki Kato for the cover of SF (Hayakawa Publishing) September 1977

06.05.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
article: youve got to try mark twains secret writing trick

article: youve got to try mark twains secret writing trick

i dont think im allowed to use that word

06.05.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake β€œkeep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

06.05.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16159    πŸ” 2024    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 52

panera bread should bring back that lemonade that kills you, i think society has progressed enough since whenever that was to accept it

06.05.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

06.05.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 33570    πŸ” 5310    πŸ’¬ 648    πŸ“Œ 319
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A crow's math skills include geometry

NPR story A crow's math skills include geometry

This is pretty fucked up because I can’t do geometry. The bird is smarter than I am.

25.04.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2563    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 35
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happy ten year anniversary to this post

13.04.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10155    πŸ” 1903    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 109
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LLMs can't stop making up software dependencies and sabotaging everything : Hallucinated package names fuel 'slopsquatting'

LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."

12.04.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1309    πŸ” 381    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 140

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