Adam

taco's

I think I'm good...

Rockies Marlins in a rain delay because even god said no thanks on that

My favorite Rockie ever who I've definitely heard of, Blaine Crim

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Mets upcoming opponents also describes my 42-yr Mets fandom.

Fuck you, you snake oil salesman eugenicist POS. I have an autistic kid. I didn't have a folate deficiency. I didn't take a single Tylenol my entire pregnancy. There is NO science to back up these claims.

Remember: RFK Jr uses 3rd Reich "useless eater" rhetoric about autistic people. Why is that?

Pickle?

This makes me sick. One step closer to state monitored and controlled media

Carlos Estevez and Drew Pomeranz also being on this list is hilarious

Sam Altman: I see humans achieving omnipotence using dark matter by… 2030 maybe? That’s if OpenAI is given a quadrillion dollars

Theo Von: Yeah

Altman: Or, we may become a race of slaves, genetically modified to be harvested by robot spiders. That’s if OpenAI doesn’t get the money

Von: Right

Posting elite content and making me and everyone smile. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Keep up the fight brother, we're all here for you.💜💜💜

Karros giving big Nolan vibes at the plate

"Thank you for your attention to this matter"

Goodbye sweet prince

Ryan McMahon never became quite as good as I thought he might, but still - 20 homers a year, an outstanding glove, an All-Star, and back-to-back nights where he beat the Dodgers in 2018. You were a Good Rockie, RyMac. 🫡

Go be free, Ryan McMahon

I'll never forget that 2018 walk off 3 run HR on the Dodgers. Happy trails, my friend.

This is baseball. The child made a great defensive grab. That shouldn’t be a home run. You have to be able to beat the children imo you’re a pro have some self respect

LFG

I don’t think I’m more impatient than when I’m waiting for a water bottle to fill

I hope Trevor Story hits one into the Atlantic Ocean this week

LOVE how he perfectly proved your point lmao

i have so much more respect for the "fuck you we're evil" caucus than this shit

HOLY HIGHWAY ROBBERY

A Trump supporter murdered a Democratic official, her husband, & her dog & tried to murder another Democratic official & his wife, & the media just let it go, even though he had a kill list with dozens of people on it.

“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.

“I feel like people mistook my 250k for enthusiasm” is something I’ve often found myself saying out loud

Someone get Woody Paige and Mark Kizla on the landline