A series of text messages: Q: what's that thing that's like stripping but for nerds it's like feminist stripping like steampunk stripping...im blanking on the word they wear corsets and tophats and shit A: Burlesque

I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣

The sky is full of crimson clouds

The color of the sky on my world

That's a great picture! The makeup and glasses bring out your eyes.

Stephanie Sterling selfie: red lipstick, black eyeshadow, with red heart/black rose necklace, red plaid dress top and black fingerless gloves.

Luxury Garbage.

"Would" meme and it's just Lady Dimitrescu Malenia and Dracula's Wives in van Helsing.. like these are all normal women, you all pmo, shallow and fake monsterfuckers not even nuanced enough to even slightly transcend the human form like it makes me sick # cultural appropriation

Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At

Display of packaged bread and buns in a store with a partially obscured sign that reads, "We will cut you..."

Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.

Riso doodle of Arwen. She wears a pink puffy-sleeved gown. Her hair is in passion twists, and she has medium brown skin. She wears a white silver tiara.

Arwen Undómiel

Pink magnolia blossoms viewed from below.

You can’t not stop during magnolia micro-season.

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

Preacher Boy wanted you to know the talent was all him, all live. We waiting for the album.

marker graffiti on an inside painted brick wall FUCK HARD SHIT LOUD PISS FAST

tired: “live laugh love”

inspired:

It’s Moze! A little late for Easter, but still fun

In between the stories of horrific human rights abuses and trade war insanity I remember that they have also destroyed all our research and data infrastructure and effectively ended any environmental, health, or labor regulation.

I know I post many Cornish sunsets that I have filmed, and I hope they don’t feel repetitive. I just feel they can help folks in a small way to feel a moment of calm if you’re struggling and to remind you that there is still a great deal that is beautiful in our world. Rest well, my friends. #calm

I just want to make my silly little art, not become an expert in politics and beg my representatives to do their damn jobs.

Hand embroidery of a tiger swimming amongst green weeds represented with French knots

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

Dem Rep. Hilariously Trolls Trump For Fixation On Canada And Greenland Instead Of Lowering Costs Keep it up, Congressman!

The jokes keep coming!

due to nonwoke compliance measures—Meta HQ promises all Angry, Ruthless Cock Sucking, & Mandatory Corporate Anal-Oral will now be "Down Low"

Good night my friends 🕊️💙🦋

Excuse me while I sob hysterically. My 15yo has been working since July on her year-long school project, and she chose to hand-paint, write, and print a cookbook of family recipes. It's so beautiful. Welcome to the author club, kiddo 💗

I looked up what a group of Blue Jays is called, which is a "party" or "band." So here is a party of Blue Jays. (They do seem to like partying it up and causing a ruckus. I could see "a ruckus of Blue Jays" as a group name working too.)

A ridiculous tuxedo cat pulling a face of extreme disgruntlement. I don't know what I did, I was just existing! Oh wait, that's it isn't it

Oh lord what have I done now

No Man’s Sky and Cyberpunk 2077 are proof positive that GAMES NEED TIME AND PATIENCE TO PROPERLY DEVELOP.

WHEN YOU RUSH AND CRUNCH, IT HURTS THE WHOLE PROCESS

People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.

A slim southeast asian person with pink flowers and pearls in their hair, leaning forward. They wear Garuda earrings, (as they are called in the philippinss), and look Joyful. A brass belt hold up pink trousers, and they wear armlets and bangles. Although it is not pictured, they are a kinnara: the celestial dancer, half bird, half person, of southeast asian and south asian lore. Facing them is their lover. A tall, well-muscled man. His hair is wild and curly, falling over his shoulders, and he wears pectoral necklaces and thick armbands, similar to the royal attire of the kings of southeast asian mandala. He holds the other person's face along his fingers tenderly. The room they are in is made private with tapestries bearing wax-dyed fabrics called "batik". It is decorated with brass incense holders and shell lanterns- the room being tightly wound along the lovers.

Loved By The Sun