Elle

Baby gorilla, hanging onto its mother's back, mouth wide in a yell, arm raised like it's riding a bucking bronco at the rodeo

days when the inner child's in charge

Shoals City Showdown A new music discovery competition, spotlighting rising artists across the nation. Set against the legendary backdrop of the Muscle Shoals' music scene, 32 artists are invited to show what they’ve got ...

The BIG LIVE FINALE is tonight!

I’ve kept you guys updated on my niece Gracie Lou singing in the Shoals City Showdown.

You guys helped her get there!

If you’d like to check it out, here’s the link:

www.shoalscityshowdown.org

If you start with cheers it will lead to ciao & none of us can handle that so let’s stick with goodbye.

Alaïa (spring 2026)

Alaïa (spring 2026)

Alaïa (spring 2026)

WHAT: Alaïa (spring 2026)

OCCASIONS: walking through the ruins of a Celtic castle or hissing the moment your colleague says, “data,” in a meeting

IF IT WERE A SCENT: love letters in a metal safety deposit box

EMOTIONAL RANGE: stony/steely

#MJMfashionGuide

Macron remarks are notable- some quotes: "We have been incredibly naive in entrusting our democratic space to social networks that are controlled either by large American entrepreneurs or large Chinese companies, whose interests are not at all the survival or proper functioning of our democracies."

If feels like they just added ai to some process

I've been pretty open on here about having cancer but I really have not shared much detail about my diagnosis/prognosis. I would like to start doing that in case it's useful to others and I'll start a separate thread for it but I'm going to share a bit more on this result here specifically (1/7)

moth man: hi

me: hello moth man

moth man: you can just call me moth if you want to

me: i won’t be doing that moth man

I bet they sell bsky soon

I'm sure it's fine. She's obviously very talented. Her fans tend to be very passionate about things, I think

Just ridiculously and obviously untrue

BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".

I bet Good Bunny feels like they shouldn't have tried so hard

A "The Far Side" comic. A female chimp sits on a branch, picking through the fur of a male chimp beside her in the branch. She says, "Well, well -- another blonde hair. -- Conducting a little more "research" with that Jane Goodall tramp?"

Don't worry, she loved this comic.

RIP Dr. Jane Goodall 🤎

if only a government shut down included a government shut up

Time in Turkey From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia In Turkey, time is given by UTC+03:00 year-round. This time is also called Turkey Time (TRT)[a].

turkey time

Nowhere in this post do I suggest sexism is funny.

Photo of trump (overweight) and jd vance (bearded)

hegseth: no more beards or fatties

huh

Kermit the frog

Kermit with vampire fangs

Sept 30 Oct 1

He probably needs a trump bible ($199 plus shipping)

Or saving $300,000 in rent by being incarcerated

I'm one art heist away from giving my children generational wealth

Is that just buying a bible?

Tweet from Mr ST, a young right wing guy: started christianity and weight lifting. Starting nofap in 6 months. Wish me luck boys

started christianity

Imagine telling chunky 60 yo generals that they have to meet weight requirements in 6 months or lose their jobs and pensions.

I don't know a LOT about planning a fascist takeover but I I know not to deliberately alienate and antagonize the people you need to help you overthrow the constition

I'm just catching up with the hegseth military thing and now I'm feeling hopeful we're about to have a coup of unacceptably fat generals

Capital punishment for a sock that eats its pair

America's doing what? The America? From Fievel? Well that doesn't sound right.

THE YARN

Café. The Eternally Sweet Barista Veering away from His Preppy Origins has had enough. He walks over to the table where a chaotic knitter is holding a tiny dog that keeps yapping & says, sotto voce, “Ma’am, please. None of this can be happening. The dog, the yarn, the barking. Nothing. Please.”