Suuraimuu, Goddess of Slimes

Tea Review: "Water Tribes" by Tea and Absinthe -

It tastes like lemongrass, but cozier. A bit of honey's all you need to wake it up to a rather smooth, comforting blend. Like something you'd drink when sick that'd help you get better. A very cozy herbal blend. Shame it's getting sold out.

9/10.

Tea Review: "Fire Nation" by Tea and Absinthe -

Hey kids, you wanna learn what hellfire tastes like? Bad news, we're fresh out. But all the pepper and anise in this feels like I'm ingesting charcoal, so it isn't too far off. Shockingly, it tastes like mulled tea, but on fire. Fascinating.

5.5/10

Tea Review: "Sundew" by Tea and Absinthe -

Thanks to T&A for giving this to me for free! I was thrown off by how short of a steep time this is. But man! It hits you hard and fast with the mango and apricot flavors. It tastes like a tropical smoothie, but hot. I wonder if it's good cold?

9/10!

Tea Review: "Blue Milk Tea" by Tea and Absinthe -

Technically, we're sponsored for this one! (Thanks T&A.) Milk is a required component of this tea, which in fact, does turn blue.(pretty cool.) It's got a really pleasant, light vanilla taste. Nothing too strong. tastes like fall! Very cozy.

8/10.

Tea Review: "Elixir of Wisdom" by tea and absinthe -

What I've learned today, is that black tea is quick to grow strong. Leave it in just a smidgeon too long, and it'll quickly overpower anything else in the brew. I feel like I should give this and the peach tea earlier a second chance...

5/10.

Tea Review: "Princess Peach" by Tea and Absinthe -

I think I may have steeped this too long. It has a strong black tea taste that overpowers the peach and rose. Honey cannot quite save this one for me. I think I prefer fruit teas. Not bad if you like black, though.

5/10.

Tea Review: "Salted Caramel" by Tea and Absinthe -

It tastes like... Caramel in hot water? Kind of has an off-kilter flavor profile. Like it's missing something. Somehow, I am reminded of my childhood when I stole sips of my mom's caramel mochiatto. Couldn't really finish this one.

5/10.

Tea Review: "Sakura Strawberry Rose" By Tea and Absinthe -

Light! Kinda fruity! A weak tea, but quite refreshing. I can foresee myself drinking this to calm myself during a festival. Quite a pleasingly light flavor, but not one you'd like if you're a fan of intensity.

8/10

Tea Review: "Persephone's Blend" By Tea and Absinthe -

Smells like oranges, tastes like... Persimmons. (and oranges.) It's very down to earth sort of spring-based blend, much like the lady it's based on. Smooth, not the sweetest. Good, but not the best. Just like how Hades likes it.

7/10

Tea Review: "Tiki Room" By Tea and Absinthe -

I miss when I visited hawaii earlier this year. This Tea reminds me of Hawaii. It is very full of refreshing fruit tastes, like a sort of... hot illikoi passion. It's quite sweet, but really shows its flavor with some wildflower honey. Great tea!

9/10

Tea Review: "The Road So Far" by Tea and Absinthe -

Ending our spooky tea party review with an interesting one: Blackberry. Very strong blackberry notes, not much else. Great at putting people to sleep. It made me pass out in no time at all. Great sleep aid, I guess? zzzZzZZzZZZz....

7.5/10

Tea Review: "Moon Rabbit's Tea" By Tea and Absinthe -

Nutty! Like toasted almonds or seeds. Tastes kind of like a coffee, but... Clearly not coffee. Weaker coffee. It's alright. As I've said before, not quite my cup of... Tea. (haha). Pretty okay, though! Might go good with cookies.

6.5/10

Tea Review: "Elder Goth" By Tea and Absinthe -

Black licorice and black tea tag-team together with cloves to make a gothic drink I simply cannot get down. It's great I guess if you're into that bitter stuff, but this slime is not. is this a sign I should've been a pastel goth? I don't know.

4/10.

Tea Review: "Vitae" by Tea and Absinthe -

Much like blood, this drink goes down smooth... as long as you have a bit of clover honey. It's mild, tastes a bit like apples and a very mild sweetness(this could be the honey). The smell is quite pleasing. I can foresee drinking this quite a bit. 9.5/10!

#gamersupps review: Goof Juice. It sure tastes like cherries! Best enjoyed cold. reminds me of like. Kool-aid. Is that why they call it Goof-juice? Cause it makes you feel goofy like a kid?

It's pretty okay though. Nothing special, but solid.

7/10.

Tea Review: "Halloweentown" by Tea and Abinthe --

It tastes like sweet potatoes and pumpkins! Once you mix some clover honey in it, it tastes kind of like a fall-flavored cereal bar. It's pretty good! Kind of like an exotic brew you'd find in a leaf-strewn cafe.

9/10!

Tea review: "Crystal Power" by... Design-a-tea, maybe? It isn't online.

Fruity, and as always, tastes a little bland until you add honey. Has a tang to it, like peaches mixed with roses. -Very- fruity. Gives me a headache...

Not amazing. I suppose I'll be drinking this again, but not often.

5/10

TEA REVIEW: "Gentleman Pirate" by Tea and Absinthe --

It tastes like mulled cider and bitter cardamom. I'm sure this is great if you're into the more bitter teas, but it just tastes like off-coffee for me. Perhaps it's a sign I like sweet flavored teas better. 4.5/10.

Slime Goddess, Suuraimuu relays that it is, in fact, her birthday. Meanwhile, Spooky is trapped in the square hole asking to be released.

Happy Birthday to @suuraimuu.bsky.social! May your streams be scuffed and your silliness prevail

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SUURAIMUU TEA REVIEW: Queen of Hearts, by TeaandAbsinthe.com

Didn't taste like anything on the first go, but on the second brew, I added some clover honey. That did the ticket. This drink is... gobsmackingly sweet. Tastes like raisins and strawberries. Very fruity! Would recommend.

8.5/10

hot Suuraimuu #gamersupps flavor review:
Bao Berry Blast.

First off, blue. Good color. Secondly, it kinda... Tastes like lime and a few other fruits? It's a very tangy fruit. Not sweet, but it isn't a bad taste either. It's just got a lot of tartness. If you like lime, you'll like this.

7/10.

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