ScoopsLass

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Sometimes I'll see a picture of my chest and be like "damn that's crazy".

Trump regime ICE forces get rocks thrown at them by US civilians in California

*Mitch Hedberg voice* “Elon used so much ketamine he couldn’t pee right, he still does, but he used to too”

blue sky is dying and twitter is so rancid that flies don't even go there to feast on the stinking shit that flood its alleyways

we must return to tradition (myspace)

i am not a lawyer but when you're being detained by cops, the best course of action is to repeat the phrase "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"

there are catalytic converters everywhere for those with saws to cut

midwestern pope is diabolical

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

older women calling younger women "good girls" is one of our planet's great untapped resources.

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food!

things are hard, but it will get easier in the long run.

everything's going to be okay.

i'll post a selfie when the light returns to my eyes

i need more rogue one hate on my timeline.

Metallica is Hog-metal. The shit they play at a funeral that has a thin blue line flag over the casket.

that's right

gm

also trans rights btw

i'm in a constant state of being extremely horny and comically depressed.

it's like hell on earth.

going out and buying a father john misty record immediately after a breakup is probably the funniest thing i've ever done

Angry NPC meme NPC: "I paid 5k for these speakers, the sound quality is unbeatable" Non-PC: "But you only use them to listen to lo-fi black metal?" Then the NPC gets angry.

it's so hard being a woman with large breasts smh

it's wild that I had the confidence to shoplift thousands of dollars worth of stuff in high school, but not enough to talk to girls.

"A little weird guy can have a phone" I know how to punch.

I relate to Robert Eggers because I too just want to write weird little guys throughout history.

someone told me i was too nice for boston while i was there and i think about it a lot

Back in the 70s this guy would have been kidnapped by Marxists for daring to set foot in Quebec. We used to be a country, a proper country