matt cos

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

one of the two people i had in mind has liked this post now

this might clock to like two people on the timeline but i’m seeing minus the bear live, they started playing pachuca sunrise, and i instinctively started doing the Hechicero orb hand thing. you know the one. it made sense.

I didn't check to see if anyone did this already, sorry if that's the case

soon.

anyway i’d like any homeowners in queens to make good on their promise to leave. i’m ready to come back

sad to report i have no choice but to leave new york city

eating peanut m&ms “for the protein”

white boys* about to go crazy over this one

*it is me, i am white boys

highly recommend being in bed from 21:00-06:00 whatever your local time is. i think this is the first morning i haven’t been tired in like a month.

using cutting edge 3D printing technology, scientists have been able to reproduce the voice box of an ancient mummy, and reconstruct what must have sounded like when alive:

ho borvat

*clears throat* bathew marzal

if only!

ANYBODY GOT A ROOF GUY

leaky ceiling

leaky ceiling zoomed in

HOUSE LEAK HOUSE LEAK HAPPY SUNDAY HOUSE LEAK

matthew schaefer, my beloved

YouTube video by Fucked Up Fucked Up- "Black Albino Bones" (Official Music Video)

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dave meltzer on dark side of the ring

jump scare as i walked into the living room

well, laura, i am a constituent of yours and his policies will have no affect on me, a nassau county resident. which is a shame, as they are good policies, unlike what we have going on in nassau. mind your own fucking business on this and pay attention to your own district

@UnfortunateMLB posting a picture of @SNY_Mets on June 12 2025, saying, “Good morning The Mets have the best record in baseball”

i mean credit where it’s due

well with my blue and orange team’s season ending prematurely, in just a month i have TWO MORE blue and orange teams to disappoint me!

what kind of fool would say this

walked into costco this morning and they had novavax. i am not a Pharma Brand Loyalist or anything but getting that shot last year was the only time i haven’t felt shitty the next day. ymmv

look at the view count brother i don’t think it did!

So uh Have you heard the bright eyes ska song

just received an INCOMPREHENSIBLE pair of texts from @aeche.bsky.social. stare into the face of chaos: youtu.be/lxfd9MF601Y

they are finger pointing to accident prone

they have also done it to “condition oakland”

i did this at least once