Adam

You might get to 1100 today

Me, reading this post:
Why would he post that meme?
What does Dubin know?

Brother, every judge AB vs. Gray is going to be must see tv. Will he break the sound barrier smashing one 495 ft to dead center?

Sticker books were always a hit for us to get a few rounds of 20-30 min of quiet activity going.

Even if they don’t try particularly hard to like put the stickers in the right places, it’s about burning clock lmao

My brother, every Kelly’s beef w sauce and cheese I’ve ever had will live on in my colon until my dying day

Same as everybody else, I assume:

Olivia Nuzzi’s butthole

(Note to all people but especially my wife: this is a joke based on the internet main character of the day today. I have never seen, nor do I ever want to see the butthole being referenced above)

Didn’t you report Grisham was going to decline it?

Many people are saying it:

bsky.app/profile/thef...

“FanGraphs: the last real website” has a certain panache to it

Edible?

He's saying if you let me have access to the money again, I'm gonna supercharge ICE and finish my new bunker under the ballroom and start the Purge. There's literally no other way to read that. It's "we'll never seat another Dem member of Congress again and will contest every blue state vote slate"

I can only hear “dick Cheney is dead” in the vocal fry of strongbad singing “the cheat is not dead”

O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it

a puppet in a tuxedo and bow tie is pointing at the camera with the words i 'll allow it below him . ALT: a puppet in a tuxedo and bow tie is pointing at the camera with the words i 'll allow it below him .

Also, one could argue to drop to just white meat and get pecan pie in exchange.

No gravy is tough w that lineup.

Need a walk off balk like I need oxygen

A cup of cappuccino next to Shea Serrano’s hardcover book “expensive basketball”

A few free hours the day after shepherding my kids through a late night of trick or treating… no better way to spend them than with a good book and a cup of coffee.

@sheaserrano.bsky.social does this photo feel expensive?

I think you know the answer.

Just don’t get yourself involved with Halloween gambling rings.

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` it 's gone , it 's done '' ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` it 's gone , it 's done ''

As a squarely millennial dad of grade school children, let me be the first to say “thank you, boomers”

Will do, friend
Right away

It is the worst video I’ve seen on the internet that isn’t like faces of meth or from something awful decades ago.

Truly staggeringly bad. I have never heard of this woman before this morning and ideally I never hear about her again.

Isn’t that his first career tech? (Other than one that was rescinded)

I don’t think it’s a meaningful/effective attack by cuomo.

Hell, for all I know one of Cuomo’s donors is insisting he constantly talk about this niche Internet personality

Yeah that’s a very good point re: characterization of leftist v liberal.

Correct. He’s just a guy that terminally online right wingers have been told to hate. Mamdani might’ve gone on his pod?

TBH I don’t really know the extent of their relationship / connection.

Hasan Piker is a liberal livestreamer / Internet personality. He’s got a pretty decent following, something like 1.7 million YouTube followers on his channel.

For a few years, that was me with Connor mcgregor and mma

if you're ever at The Weiner's Circle, please order their speciality chocolate shake. A little pricey, but worth every cent.

Mister McGreg, from the simpsons, with his trademark leg for an arm and arm for a leg.

An annual @nba.com tradition like no other: