@heidelbergkid.bsky.social
Isn’t Grassley a Wheat Smoothie?
07.10.2025 14:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I blame the Baby Shower/ Gender Reveal press conferences.
07.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Each and every additional moment of anticipation is sweetening the imminent savory experience of it finally happening!
It’s like a slow pour of Diet Coke over ice with horrifying cotton mouth!
The quench is coming and we’re not to be denied!
I have tequila.
06.10.2025 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prolly ‘cause I just listened to Apatow on Maron playing some interviews from over the past 16 years…but I heard that in the same tone and inflection as, “C’mon Gallagher!”
06.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Good Humor Man sells a
Tush Push-Up
I can stop this IMMEDIATELY.
Penalty: Game Check
FOX?
Have a seat…
French bread?
🥖
05.10.2025 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“A man whose chin could wear a pair of shorts.”
04.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did not proofread.
04.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Safeword?
04.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very Miley!
03.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m thinking it’s a secret handshake!
03.10.2025 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know about cooked, but definitely flooded.
03.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m thinking a clever choice to integrate the original soul of the team.
03.10.2025 18:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I predict a lot of excuses in the Emergency Room!
03.10.2025 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03 beers per minute is an astounding pace!
03.10.2025 15:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s vanity.
03.10.2025 01:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have your new sports bar friends hoist you in the Chair of Cheer and gleefully parade you around as you raise high your PBR!
“This is NOT fudge!”
Blown open!
02.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@deadheadgirly.bsky.social The Guardians font for the lower-case “r” looks like an “n.”
So, it looks like the last six letters are “n-d-i-a-n-s”…just like the last six letters of “Indians.”
Did their old name pull off a “back door stow away” in their new name?
Baez in his glasses looks like
Parks and Recreation’s
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein!
Your Cleveland Crush just got his first MLB hit!
02.10.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Late Lunch today…?
02.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was gonna just say, “Rub some dirt on it.”
02.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Chili Dog is a brand of a slushy refreshment….not terribly unlike a Slurpee.
The cup had a cartoon dog on it.
The drink was chilly…
Chili Dog.
If you drank it with a straw, you were “Suckin’ on a Chili Dog…”
Makes me want Pringles.
02.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I open Oreos it’s like the lit fuse for Mission Impossible! …including me bargaining with myself in the mirror to trust me one last time!
02.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
