MedWitch

✅ a really lovely thank you note from one of our oncologists after I gave a short presentation and q&a with the local metastatic create cancer support network

Women are such powerful beings and it’s such an honor be part of their health care team

Some weeks are tough
But this week
✅ 2 +pregnancies
✅ 1 felt well enough to restart immunotherapy
✅ 1 had her first non debilitating endo period in 10yrs
✅ 3 had their first hot-flash free night since starting Letrozole
✅ 1 went from daily migraines to 2/mo
✅ 1 fibro flare back under control

Until cis dudes are able to be pregnant and birth a child they can say absolutely fuck all about having a child.

And that’s just the first part!

Raising them is fucking brutal and unless you’re absolutely certain you want it, you absolutely should fucking not

The number of times these fucking dudes on Love is Blind have tried manipulating and guilting Emma into having kids is making me irate.

“Oh but you’d be such a good mom. You’d kill it. Your trauma would make you a better mom.”

🎶 Anytime I need to see your face
I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal mind and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chic-a-cherry cola 🎶

Also no more temperature it’s making too many hockey players gay

So they don’t actually know how witty she is 😭🤡

Guys on Love is Blind: she needs to be wittier than anybody I’ve dated. Feminine but also one of the guys. Must win over my entire family and social circle in 60min

Girls on Love is Blind: it’d be really nice if he could call a restaurant and make a reservation

WHO HAS THE TIME FOR THAT

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

In This House We… 🐦‍⬛

Nothing’s changed with the numbers, harassment, and grabbings - if anything I’m seeing more and more even down here in Roch

The only thing that’s changed is that it isn’t trendy to talk about anymore bc our society has the attention span of a gold fish WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE BANKING ON

A bottle of Vera Wang, princess perfume

and this was my Chanel no 5

Age verification?

This was the pinnacle of high fashion

Outright saying that demanding due process both chops their balls off and prevents them from carrying out their orders is quite a choice

See this is what I mean when I say I can only send you certain reels that you will also laugh at lol

Just a quick update from the Twin Cities. (Please forgive the unsolicited message). THINGS ARE NOT BETTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. The media is mostly moving on, Trump is focused on other stuff, BUT NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON THE GROUND. More than 2,000 DHS thugs continue to roam the streets, abducting people 24/7, assaulting legal observers with impunity, and routinely denying 1st, 4th, and 5th amendment rights. Drones and helicopters are overhead every day. Hundreds and hundreds of terrified families have not left their homes since mid-December ... relying on the community to bring them food and help with rent and other necessities. (Those people are NOT violent drug cartel sex offending murderers, as DHS would tell you. Most are legal residents or citizens.) If anything, things have just become more stressful and intractable (think trench warfare as a suitable metaphor): The resistance is better organized and numerous, but DHS has become more clever and better at disguise... and the county sheriff's office is increasingly supporting them . Do not let anyone tell you that Homans (the new person in charge of the occupation) is making anything better. Do not let anyone tell you that 700 ICE agents leaving the city has made much of a difference; the remaining force (again, ~2,000) is still larger than the entire city's police force (which is legally unable to do anything). Please call your congressional reps ... especially if there is any chance the administration might listen to them.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from narrating romance books in the past couple years, it’s that romance fans are loyal, particular, and far smarter than anyone thinks. This is going to feel like they’re being condescended to, because it is. I don’t think they’ll take it well! And they shouldn’t!

It never ends - but basically you’re a failure if you do anything else than give birth alone in a cave on a bed of flowers with a deer as your midwife. Then there’s the crunchy trad mom influencers to deal with immediately after to remind you what a horrible mother you are

My mind is definitely playing tricks on me
And my anxiety definitely gives myself the creeps 😭🤘🏼

How does one join a think? Inquiring anxious ADHD overthinking minds would like to know

For the next 30sec then we’ll probably move on and start thinking about something else

And I assume they still won’t deign to require the supplement industry to have any form of regulation, even though MAHA has the FDA in its pocket now

a close up of a creature with blue eyes and white skin ALT: a close up of a creature with blue eyes and white skin

If they cantz seez us they can’t seize us!

Wait wouldn’t that make you team Sad Sack … whoops I mean Sam

Just cuz I also want to avoid my goals and responsibilities 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

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a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .

Me: puts up firm and fair boundary

Them:

Nothing will mobilize a pack of healthcare providers like the arrival of the Treat Trolly at the nurse’s station
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