MedWitch

She clearly has to wear a red scarf and give a dry handy

My thoughts exactly - what, precisely, is considered a relational regulation - frequency, position, thrusts per minute, location of the males “spend”…. (Bc these people would obviously refer it to as spend)

three women in white suits are dancing in a room Alt: The women of First Wives Club are in their white suits, dancing in a room, singing You Don't Own Me

We lost a real one. I hope she is traipsing across the veil telling the afterlife warden it doesn't own her <3

That's just the Tylenol demon telling you to feed it

STFUATANLAGG

NO STAIRWAY! Denied!!!

Morty

Cardamodeeeeeeznutz

OH MY GAAAAAAA

Paging @mementomorty.bsky.social @heatherupperleft.bsky.social @skullsneuro.bsky.social
@prodigalhoosier.medsky.social

And all the rest of you heathens! 🧐❓🕯️🪢 🗡️ 🔧

#Peacemaker season 2 intros be like:
#GoCards

a drag queen says " bottoms up " in front of a green plant ALT: a drag queen says " bottoms up " in front of a green plant

Slainte!

a boy and a girl are looking at each other and the boy is asking the girl if she can keep him . ALT: a boy and a girl are looking at each other and the boy is asking the girl if she can keep him .

Introducing my daughter to her first heart throb!

A picture of the book Tourist Season by Brynn Weaver. The book is surrounded by a raven feather, a dagger, a skull planter, a snake candle, and the author’s other books.

Having a therapist who also likes spicy books is the best bc we can talk about creating new neural pathways while also talking about knife play.

This post is also to insist you - yes YOU - read Tourist Season by Brynn Weaver.
🪢 🪡 🔪 🧟‍♂️ 💐 ☕️ 🍄 🕵🏻‍♂️ 🐦‍⬛ 📕

It’s the flavor of it being 50 at 7am, the windows are open letting in tendrils of mist as it coats the grass. The fire is crackling, the candles are lit, the sultry croons of Loreena Mckennitt drift through the air, and I am sipping a hot mug of Lapsang Souchong

a woman in a red coat is standing in a dark room with a red light behind her . Alt: Zombie Wanda Maximoff from Marvel Zombies

Marvel Zombies certainly not fucking around my gods zombie. I still support her wrongs.

At me? 🥺

I can’t imagine doing anything that would make me hear my own krebs cycle

So many to choose from
@heatherupperleft.bsky.social for granting me access to an awesome group of people (who I always feel like I’m being weird and awkward around) - but she still talks to me :)

@rningscissors.bsky.social for being a constant source of joy and thoughtfulness

If your answer isn’t 3 we can’t be friends

Same

Dark lizard man chaotic bad little glasses wizard lawful good. Old wizard man chaotic neutral.

Goblins …. Uhhh … money bags

Giv me 1 billion dollars now

All of this! We talking levonorgestrel, Mifepristone, Misoprostol, oxytocin, cytotec, - it’s not just a one pill and suddenly you get your period

ABC news shares RFKs announcement to conduct N FDA review of the abortion pill

We saw it coming
You said we’re being hysterical

It’s not by chance that they keep coming for medications relevant to women’s health - specifically maternal health

We’ll be asking for you to sign our consent forms for birth control

And you’ll still tell us it’s not that bad.

This actually tracks bc last time I asked for muffins she said “sorry we fresh outta muffins mom”

lol she is only 2 so I bet if I said we were made of star stuff she would just go “yah mommy duh” and then tell me about the muffins she’s selling in her food truck

But also, my darling star child, you are not allowed to go colonize Mars until I’m dead.

I officially need to start keeping a journal of L-isms

I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she said

“I want to go to the stars” 😭

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

That poor woman was like “don’t leave me alone with this crazy white boy!!!!”