There is not enough money in my NIH grant to line my pocketbook, I promise.

I actually don't have enough to pay all the people who have worked on the grant. People have volunteered their time and effort and expertise for the sake of science.

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Kristi's got a gun
Kristi's got a gun
Her whole world's come undone
From shootin' dogs for fun
Whatever did her daddy do?
The twisted freak she turned into?🎶

#Noem #freak

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How the Rapid Spread of Misinformation Pushed Oregon Lawmakers to Kill the State’s Wildfire Risk Map After Oregon’s record-breaking fire season in 2020, lawmakers wanted to map out which properties were most at risk. But anger from homeowners escalated quickly.

"In the end, what’s most remarkable about the campaign against Oregon’s wildfire map isn’t that misinformation found an audience.

It’s that it worked."

Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.

where can i find this?

This is Milo. He noticed you were packing for a trip. Wouldn't want you to forget the essentials. 12/10 (TT: mikrawrrrrr)

Me: This is a hard escape room. Boss: You're at work.

Good Morning!

If one journalist was just bold enough to ask him, “were you just not rich enough to be invited to the island”, he would crack.

After 'conflicting' signals from FDA, rare disease drugmaker contemplates closure Stealth BioTherapeutics, which has been developing a rare disease drug, said it is making contingency plans to close the company after getting "conflicting" signals from the FDA.

After ‘conflicting’ signals from FDA, rare disease drugmaker contemplates closure www.statnews.com/pharmalot/20...

If Joe Biden had told a cable show that non-whites were made for farm labor and insisted his approval rating was in the 70s and then climbed onto the roof of the fucking White House …

i think it is hard for some people to really their heads around the reality that kennedy is staunchly anti-vaccine and thinks that people should suffer through disease and that those who die deserved it and that those who survive are a better order of human being

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO IS TALKING WITH NANCY ON THE TELEPHONE, FROM HIS NEW JOB SLUGGO: NANCY... I'VE GOT A JOB- - I'M AN OFFICE BOY IN D' BIGGEST FOIM IN TOWN P2-SLUGGO IS LOOKING OUT A LARGE WINDOW AT THE FACTORY SLUGGO: BOy- - DIS IS SOME BIG OUTFIT I'M WOIKIN' FOR... P3- THE BOSS IS TALKING WITH SLUGGO BOSS: SLUGGO... I WANT YOU TO WATER THE PLANTS EACH MORNING... YOU'LL BE IN CHARGE OF THEM P4- SLUGGO CALLS NANCY BACK ON THE TELEPHONE SLUGGO: HEY, NANCY- I'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO PLANT MANAGER

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 5,1946

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If you, regular person, did anything like this after a fatal car accident, you would be prosecuted for a variety of crimes, including insurance fraud.

If you then repeatedly lied to the courts about it, like Tesla did, you'd get prosecuted for that too, plus stiff monetary sanctions.

A single vivid Blue cornflower viewed from above against a blurred brown and green background. Each of the eight individual florets arranged ina circle around the centre of the flower has raindrops on it. The centre of the cornflower is purple and the anthers are a really dark blue almost black colour.

A Blue Cornflower after rain for #BlueSkyMonday #Flowers #BloomScrolling

This seems like it wouldn’t work out for major conferences or, say, the entire tourism industry.

Before you see a hundred or so posts saying that Texas has issued arrest warrants for the absent Dem legislators, you should be aware that they are civil warrants issued by the House that are not effective outside the state

www.texastribune.org/2025/08/04/t...

Once again, my fellow nerds, I am begging you to remember that giving into bullies only guarantees they'll be back.

You've got to punch Biff Tannen in the face, McFly, or he'll rule over you forever.

Lost dog in SF. If spotted text John 8572340177 or call animal control 4155546364. Very shy. Do not chase! Dog pictured is about 35 pounds, lean, brown brindle coat with black stripes, large pointed ears like a heeler, and dark muzzle.

SF, please help me find my dog. She was lost by her sitter in the mission. But when she escaped 2 years ago, she made it all the way to Golden Gate Park. She is very sweet but very shy.

I am very worried about her getting hurt while she’s loose.

wtf?

Pretty much.

there’s a moment in new king of the hill where hank learns that the samoa girl scout cookies have been renamed caramel delights to be more respectful to samoans. so hank just smiles and responds “that’s a good change” like a normal human being. it reminds you how insane fox news brain is

Posting this list publicly somewhere? thanks for compiling

This.

Someone needs to hear this: The government was created to serve the people; not to operate like a business profiting from us……. It’s meant to work for us, not exploit us. Read that again until it sinks in.