Fred in BFE

Breaking | Federal Housing Director Bill Pulte has referred Marjorie Taylor Greene to Justice Department for Mortgage Fraud accusations

Despite the hectic schedule and stress that come with the Presidency, Donald Trump always makes time for his beloved family.

Whether it’s Tim Kaine caving on the government shutdown and fucking Americans out of healthcare subsidies. Or it’s Megyn Kelly completely changing her opinion on adults fucking children, both sides have a fucking problem.

“The insane Democrats are at it again folks. Get a load of this. Just because Donald Trump raped numerous underage girls on Epstein island, the radical left lunatics are trying to cancel him. Unbelievable. You can’t make this stuff up, folks. Liberalism is a disease.”

-Sean Hannity

Waco, Texas and Malibu, California are basically the same.

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.

share.google/ausRHoEGk4eS...

Hey Anne, I have a question for you: I’m aware that you are not a psychologist, but why does Trump seemingly love every authoritarian in the world, with the exception of Maduro? All I can come up with is Maduro is probably considered a far-left socialist and Trump doesn’t like how that sounds?.

Drew Cuomo Wants You To Forget About Andrew.

The large suits are gone. So is the New Yorker accent. As the former governor awaits the next election, he has adopted a new persona: devoted father

a man with a beard is touching another man 's face and says shhhh ALT: a man with a beard is touching another man 's face and says shhhh

Don’t jinx the weather

Sorry liberals, you don’t get to be anti-Hitler and pro-infrastructure at the same time. You can’t have it both ways.

My 3yr old was streaming a Turning Point event when she turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy, why is JD making out with Charlie Kirk’s widow?” And when I told her “Because he’s smart enough to not get trapped in a loveless marriage and instead get himself a younger and hotter wife” She began to cry

Before the election, my MAGA focus group said their top priorities were releasing the Epstein files and getting the US out of foreign entanglements. Today, they say their priorities are stabilizing Argentina’s economy and funding the White House State Ballroom construction project.

Opinion | Homer Simpson and the crisis of American masculinity.

by Ross Douthat

That’s the guy! That’s the guy who robbed the Louvre.

Fun mosquito fact for my Icelander friends: the Mosquito was selected as the official State Bird of Mississippi in 1944.

In this Indiana diner, everyone has three questions: How’s the breaded tenderloin? Is the quarry hiring? And what are you going to wear to the grand opening of the White House ballroom dance that we’re definitely getting invited to?

Planter fascistitis - a condition characterized by a sharp pain in the far right side of the Democrat Party’s ass.

Fact Check: The machine Rachel claims is a “backhoe” is actually an excavator.

Rating: 3 Pinocchios

President Trump bewildered social media users by claiming: “American Presidents have been using airplanes to drop feces on protesters since the Revolutionary War.” As anachronistic as colonial aircraft would seem, Mr. Trump was pointing to a serious issue: The challenges of Federal aviation safety.

God bless the Supreme Leader

a man in a blue shirt with the word eagle on it is standing next to a woman ALT: a man in a blue shirt with the word eagle on it is standing next to a woman

I gotcha “superwood” right here, honey. Ha-gyah!

by Ghislaine Maxwell

Or maybe it was one of Santos’s mis-truths?. He probably told donors: “I would have been QB1, but Chad Pennington had a couple lucky throws in preseason.”

The Constitution makes no specific mention of “unmarked vans” or “masked men”. So it's hard to imagine any serious legal argument against what ICE is doing.

by Jonathan Turley

Portlanders have posted videos of everyday activities such as families picnicking and couples going out to dinner. But the White House posted a video that splices together police encounters from Florida and Nebraska claiming it’s Portland. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.